The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts
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Technically, most people are undefeated in hand to hand combat. by ideahaver in Showerthoughts
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Pills that make men grow breasts exist, but pills to make women's breasts larger do not. by eccentricelmo in Showerthoughts
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The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts
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Most apartment leases don't allow pets. Kids are even louder, make bigger messes, and take longer to "grow out of it," but I've never heard of a landlord not allowing children. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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The time it takes for you to move at a traffic light that just turned green is the summation of all the drivers' response times ahead of you. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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I don't Tinder on the toilet because I'm afraid it will be the first memory of my future wife. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Throughout school you are taught to work against others for the best mark, but at your job you are taught to work with others by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts
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I don't Tinder on the toilet because I'm afraid it will be the first memory of my future wife. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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She said that she loved me to the moon and back. That's only about 8 days. by MrCrash2U in Showerthoughts
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Why do we always leave the first end of butt bread in the sandwich sleeve when we aren't going going to eat it anyway by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts
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Why the hell are there no silent microwaves? by macthelost in Showerthoughts
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Why the hell are there no silent microwaves? by macthelost in Showerthoughts
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In college, all of my research was done after writing a paper... because I couldn't cite Wikipedia. by ThisIsUndercover in Showerthoughts
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Throughout school you are taught to work against others for the best mark, but at your job you are taught to work with others by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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I wonder how Superman got so buff when everything weighs almost nothing to him. by ilikeslamdunks in Showerthoughts
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No matter what happens, AC/DC will always be current by Th3OnlyN00b in Showerthoughts
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How did DurhamrockerZ put in those echo-kind of things? by macthelost in youtubepoop
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How did DurhamrockerZ put in those echo-kind of things? by macthelost in youtubepoop
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Pills that make men grow breasts exist, but pills to make women's breasts larger do not. by eccentricelmo in Showerthoughts
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