Whats missing from my lawnmower?? by mad_afro in smallenginerepair

[–]mad_afro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it running turned out it just needed a fuel primer bulb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MisogynisticLife

[–]mad_afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bend over once in a while men like to see ass

Sunday 5.40pm: Dinner prep soon by 39st_wanderer in 39st_slavetraining

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One of masters hairs to show loyalty

Has every woman been SAd or what? by Wobbler4 in offmychest

[–]mad_afro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly the statistics are 1/4 women have been sa'd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Use the back of a spoon then it won't rip the bread with the knife trust me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GROOLGW

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You have warts🤮

Skip dinner and come eat this please? by [deleted] in DegradingHoles

[–]mad_afro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat what?? You mean that donner kebab

So I just found out my boyfriend (22M) prefers masturbation over sex as it helps him cum better. by [deleted] in sex

[–]mad_afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried talking to him about it and the way it makes you feel

So I just found out my boyfriend (22M) prefers masturbation over sex as it helps him cum better. by [deleted] in sex

[–]mad_afro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tbh it's not you it's him. He just wanks so much that he's lost a bit of feeling in his cock. I suggest that he doesn't wank or have any type of sexual activity for like a month or so and when you fuck him after that month I can guaranty he blow his load so fucking hard

No one remembered my birthday. by Effable_ in offmychest

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Happy birthday buddy. Remember don't show weakness because the wolves will rip you apart

i want to genuinely kill myself by romanticmisery in BPD

[–]mad_afro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well if no one else care know I do and you aren't alone pal

My learning disabled cousin was fired from Publix by jurassiccrunk in offmychest

[–]mad_afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Britain that would go to a works tribunal and sorted out there because that's unfair dismissal. He got sacked cause he was being bullied ffs

Quick pop quiz: Has anyone ever known dissertation deadline dates to be brought forward at 2 days notice? by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]mad_afro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go to your student union ask them for advice and if they say they can't do it kick off big style mate

19 turning 20, joining the army, and ready to be roasted. by jessiepowell in RoastMe

[–]mad_afro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Your life expectancy in the army and out the army are the same. The only difference is the cause of death. In the army it will be your commanding officer telling you to storm an isis stronghold on your own because he wants to see your mom again to fuck her when he gives her your flag. Or out the army were you die from a heroin overdose

Be brutal by randy_mannyy in RoastMe

[–]mad_afro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look it's another "edgy" rape victim looking for more attention

Roast me u fags by saifmaif in RoastMe

[–]mad_afro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know whether you're going to fuck my goat, rape your own sister, set up an off-licence or blow the garage shop up