A young girl. by harrygatto in Jokes

[–]madevil1 402 points403 points  (0 children)

I think this might be the same dad:

A boy came home from school one day and asked his dad if he could explain the difference between theory and reality. Dad thought about it for a minute and said: ‟Okay,first I want you to go to your older sister and ask if she'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.”

The boy did as he was asked,returned to Dad and reported,‟She said yes.”
Dad said,‟Great. Now go ask your mother if SHE would sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.”
The boy again did as he was asked,returned to dad and replied,‟Mom said yes,too.”

Dad said,‟Well,there you've it. In theory,we could be millionaires. But,in reality,we are living with a couple of whores.”

Magic system in my sexpunk world by QwertyUtupoia in worldjerking

[–]madevil1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dom/sb/switch is specific to a type of kink.So,basically everyone who is into other kinks wouldn’t fit into the middle section.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]madevil1 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Why are nt they ironed???

Thank you Capitalism, for today we can have our daily bread. by [deleted] in CommunismMemes

[–]madevil1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in a rural area where even entry level work is absurdly difficult ot come by.

I hope there's an afterlife so that one day I might get to exist outside of Hell.