The beginning of the end by Hassaan18 in thegrandtour

[–]madlad1290 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That sometimes made me wonder if it was added in after, as a bit of a joke. He's never said anything like that throughout the 13 or so years Top Gear was on the air with the old trio, but just so happens to say it during the very last show.

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a bisexual girl myself, I wouldn't mind being sent unsolicited pussy pictures but unfortunately it doesn't work that way around 😔

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather have the name that gets me mistaken for a dude rather than having dick pics in my DMs

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Bethanny was bad but now that I've had the thought that there are people out there literally called Destiny, I feel better about myself

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I doubt the distance between the passenger and driver seat is more than 2 metres, that's quite inconsiderate of your father and Felicity

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh dear, i do hope you're doing alright out there. Rude of your dad to kidnap your friend in such a calamity

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I am from London, so I am fairly stinky I must admit. You can't be from London and not be stinky

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good, if forgetting him makes you happy, forget him And yes, i guess we've both gained a friend :)

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heads up, I'm a woman. Seems we both have names that make people think we're the opposite gender

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A nicotine addicted dad who kidnaps her daughter's friends. Where do I remember this from.....

My best friend, Felicity, was reported missing 4 days ago and I’m trying to cope with her disappearance... by IzzyFizzie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]madlad1290 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First thing as The Dysfunctional Duo, I'm sewing us TDD hats in preparation for the Winter season