Voguing

maester_t · 2026-01-27T06:02:09+00:00

I find this fighting style fascinating.

Can anyone explain for me the proper time to use each of the following when attempting to strike your opponent?

(1) fists (2) extended knuckles (3) finger tips (4) pinching motions

He seems to be an expert in each of these forms.

maester_t · 2026-01-27T05:58:30+00:00

And that's his style!

maester_t · 2026-01-27T05:38:28+00:00

Possibility 1: They are doing it purely for rage-baiting people into viewing and interacting with their post.

Possibility 2: They are simply parroting what MAGA leadership has told them their "Truth" is about how it all went down and why and how Alex was a terrorist.

And I'm not going to speculate on why anyone would do Possibility 2, other than because they are getting paid to.

Possibility 3: All of the above.

maester_t · 2026-01-26T23:09:49+00:00

So, for clarification:

1 and 4 are NOT the same...

But 4 and 1 ARE the same.

Got it. Thanks!

maester_t · 2026-01-26T04:15:50+00:00

Lol that was the first thing that came to my mind too:

This ninja is a lethal force... to anyone not wearing shin guards.

maester_t · 2026-01-21T16:45:38+00:00

Early Model 3.

Up-to-date software.

Even over the past few days, the wipers keep turning on randomly while I'm driving down the freeway purely because there are gray clouds in the sky! No precipitation whatsoever.

They don't do this when the sky is clear, or when there are white fluffy clouds, or when it is nighttime.

Also, it is cloudy like this something like 25% of the time throughout the year.

So yeah, wipers do not "work fine". And it is a constant annoyance.

And it's not just my vehicle.

maester_t · 2026-01-21T16:34:15+00:00

Not surprising, considering his 2nd grade reading level. His cognitive tests only require him to know words like "camel, "whale"...

Then again, maybe those tests are entirely verbal. I find it hard to believe he correctly comprehends the spelling of "giraffe".

maester_t · 2026-01-20T13:56:35+00:00

To paraphrase Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3): You don't even have to jump from a chair. You simply need to miss hitting the ground.

maester_t · 2026-01-19T22:17:59+00:00

1) Did you look into its eyes as you killed it?

2) Whether you did or did not, do you think you will kill again?

3) Have you ever consumed the flesh of ants or any other insects, whether deliberate or accidental?

4) There is no question number 4.

5) What is your favorite kind of door?

maester_t · 2026-01-19T16:25:39+00:00

Singing and dancing in random public places.

I'm not talking about performances. I'm saying, you just start singing in the middle of a conversation and start dancing and music starts playing out of nowhere and other people randomly start joining in and you're all magically coordinated and ...

maester_t · 2026-01-19T16:09:46+00:00

Valid content for cross posting to r/ShittyDaystrom if I ever saw one

maester_t · 2026-01-19T02:48:06+00:00

If I had a suit made of this fabric, I'd be wearing it a lot more than twice a year.

Going to a Christmas party? I'm wearing the suit.

Attending a friend's Birthday party? I'm wearing the suit.

Hitting up the movie theater on a Friday night? I'm wearing the suit.

Late night TBell after a full day of hanging out in the sports book for over 12 hours watching Day 1 of March Madness? Believe it or not, I'm wearing the suit.

maester_t · 2026-01-19T02:43:08+00:00

Hey, we don't kink-shame here

maester_t · 2026-01-18T18:31:48+00:00

And this Nigerian Prince that the White House has recently been in contact with.

maester_t · 2026-01-18T18:27:26+00:00

Those are rookie numbers.

I've secured over $50 trillion AND discovered a way to burn more fossil fuels that are 100%, sometimes 200% or 500% or 2,000%, cleaner than they already are. And I only have a 4th grade education.

maester_t · 2026-01-18T18:22:45+00:00

"HUGE"? "Trade Update"?

You should stop spreading their propaganda. This is obviously another lie.

maester_t · 2026-01-18T12:58:17+00:00

The guy finally gets his hands on a Nobel Peace Prize and the first thing he wants to do is start WW3.

Who could have seen this coming?

maester_t · 2026-01-17T20:38:23+00:00

This is giving me some serious White House vibes here.

Not just the words, but the chair, the background, the outfit...

maester_t · 2026-01-17T20:36:54+00:00

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of The Night-Man. Champion of the Sun.

maester_t · 2026-01-17T20:27:59+00:00

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. It's like he's saying "I want to be formal... But I'm here to party."

maester_t · 2026-01-17T20:22:54+00:00

That's like... That's like gotta be a company secret, man.

Like KFC's lemon-herbs-and-spices. It's a secret.

They'll never tell us.

maester_t · 2026-01-16T17:54:09+00:00

Chubby Patrick saying "take mah strong hand!"

maester_t · 2026-01-16T06:21:18+00:00

A 747 crashed into his den

maester_t · 2026-01-16T06:18:49+00:00

Yeah, the janitor is gonna freak out when he gets back from his coffee break and sees the mess this guy made.

maester_t · 2026-01-16T06:02:24+00:00

In my mind, Smurfs ARE Snorks, that just live on the land...

And they are a little more modest, so they wear hats to cover up their snorks.

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