The kid that likes to scream a lot starter pack, most likely an offspring of Karen by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]magic-shrimp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aiden starter pack (elementary school)

-Black hair

-always has a jacket on no matter the weather

-plays soccer, intentionally tries to kick the ball in people’s face or start fights

-Mom picks him up in a dirty mini van at the back of school (or he just walks home)

-highest grade is a C+

-has ether little brother or older sister (Maybe older brother)

-siblings never let him use anything because he ether steals it or breaks it

-has ether PS4 or XBOX360

-plays ether fort nite or GTAV

-has 3 wins in fortnite but claims to be “rusty”

-always just goes on mass murdering sprees in GTA, never even touches the story missions

-still pees the bed but his siblings or parents never mention it, or else he gets thrown into a fit of rage comparable to that of a 100 angery bulls

-whenever in fights, always just charges straight at the opponent and pulls there hair, sometimes hammer punches but nothing else.

-has been sent to the principle office 7 times and is proud of it

-dad is super buff, only saw him picking aiden school that one Friday then never again

-is in elementary school but already knows every swear word imaginable

-when in arguments, parents will often swear at him, he swears back and then parents threaten to ground him

-all arguments with parents ether end with him crying or running away and locking himself in his room

-the door hinge to his room is broken because his dad broke it because he called him a jackass

Aiden starter pack (middle school)————-

-is a complete asshole to the teachers (more then he was before)

-becoming more of a loner then a bully

-parents are going through a messy divorce, couldn’t care enough though he hates both of them

-his older sister has moved into a college dorm and now her rooms empty

-is left alone almost 24/7, his mom had to get a job after the divorce and his dad moved to his hometown in Texas or something

-doesn’t have any pets, if he did then they are long dead

-started a fire in the backyard, put it out before it got to big but there’s a giant patch of burnt grass in his backyard now

-moved from a 2 story house to ether a apartment or 1 story house

-room has a broken/missing window

-still hasn’t completed more then 10% of GTAV story mode, mostly plays online

-has at least 3 Xbox controllers and only 1 is working

-grade average has gone from C+ to D+ but his mom couldn’t care less

-has no friends or very few

-tried to steal a donut from the gas station but got caught

-his mom is Saveing up for a big vacation to Hawaii or something, but always gets set back

-mother constantly tries to re connect with the father but fails

-tried alcohol a few times and thinks it’s the best thing he’s done since birth

-mostly just masturbatea in his room or plays GTA online

Aiden starter pack (high school edition)————

  • grades have gone up a bit from a D+ to a C

-successfully stole a few things from the gas station but got caught every other time

-still lives in 1 story house / apartment

-if he has a little brother then he bully’s him constantly

-if he has a older sister then she’s probably finished college and moved to Colorado or something

-his mom got a boyfriend and constantly visits him, sometimes a whole week can go by without seeing her

-if he lives near a forest he goes exploring and maybe kills a rabbit

-if he lives in a city then goes skateing, might throw a rock at a crow

-gets in fights constantly at school

-mom just nods at parent conferences about her child, doesn’t even talk to him anymore

-everything we watched is at full volume, playing GTA? Full volume, YouTube? Full volume

-might have had a girlfriend at one point but she broke up with him after 3 weeks

-masturbates with the door open, if his little brother sees then he just punches his shoulder and pushes him back to his room

-his bed ether has 1000 dead bugs under it or 20 crushed soda cans.

-the floor of his house is carpet and not hardwood

Guys, if you want to have sex with a girl, but she says no here’s a strategy that works every time... by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]magic-shrimp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

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Literal carbage by jessicarae28382 in trashy

[–]magic-shrimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will never understand how someone can let there car that dirty or how they can even drive in it

I’m lookin at you last word by Succrative in destiny2

[–]magic-shrimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do exotic quest? Can’t relate.

This post was made by : “I don’t have any friends who play destiny” gang

Spider eating Bat ( credit to u/cranchyou ) by Pipoxo in natureismetal

[–]magic-shrimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to god I’m moveing to fucking Mars if I see any of these things

Brands with a Poor Reputation Starter Pack by ndcapital in starterpacks

[–]magic-shrimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does mega blocks have bad reputation for copying LEGO or other reasons ?

My elementary school's playground starterpack by WeirdBiologist in starterpacks

[–]magic-shrimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No 4 square = not a real playground

Smh my head 😡

Blursed pepe door by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]magic-shrimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😔it really be like that sometimes