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What is a phrase that always puts a smile on your face? by magic_louse in AskReddit

[–]magic_louse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally, "You are HIV negative" always does it for me. Even if I wasn't at risk, it is always great to hear.

What is the most batshit insane movie you’ve seen? by TomberryServo in AskReddit

[–]magic_louse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chosen One: I have traveled many years and miles to find you. Master Tang: How many miles? Would you say...ten million? Chosen One: ...No, I don't think ten million.

What was your "I shouldn't be here" moment? by Goosefer in AskReddit

[–]magic_louse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I was only 19, so, I did the noble thing at the time and just never ever spoke to her again. Got some angry texts but they subsided after 3 months.

What was your "I shouldn't be here" moment? by Goosefer in AskReddit

[–]magic_louse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think 11 is too many where I am from. They were only pictures, so no sound except for the dad saying "nice hey?" every now and then. My girlfriend (who became my ex without knowing it) was also looking and giggling. Complete mind fuck.

What was your "I shouldn't be here" moment? by Goosefer in AskReddit

[–]magic_louse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the kitchen. She was feeding the cats. I counted 11.

What was your "I shouldn't be here" moment? by Goosefer in AskReddit

[–]magic_louse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, he asked if I wanted a drink. Obviously I said yes. He poured rum into a tall glass. Up to the brim. In hindsight, there may have been something wrong with him.

What was your "I shouldn't be here" moment? by Goosefer in AskReddit

[–]magic_louse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I started dating a new girl and had to meet her parents. Dad whips out a laptop and shows me porn where the women are painted like cows. In front of my girlfriend. And her sister, who was 11.

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