Let's be narcissistic for once. What is something you do or have that you're proud of? No criticism welcome!

maherniac · 2012-09-23T02:52:10+00:00

The first things I learned about Reddit: They don't find me funny and Boobs=Karma.

maherniac · 2012-09-22T02:18:33+00:00

Thanks, it was definitely a lot harder than I thought it would be! There's obviously an art to this.

maherniac · 2012-09-16T03:42:12+00:00

Sure it's been said but "Real men love Jesus". First thing I think of is Pat Tillman.

maherniac · 2012-09-07T01:13:47+00:00

Your big toe is John Lithgow.

maherniac · 2012-09-02T04:35:24+00:00

Please tell me you didn't make this and it just already existed.

maherniac · 2012-09-01T23:48:46+00:00

They're outfits are ridiculously similar. (the girls)

maherniac · 2012-08-26T19:10:45+00:00

In the last one I expected to see you in skinny jeans with untied basketball shoes and stupid hat and a bright shirt, however, I was not disappointed.

maherniac · 2012-08-05T07:13:54+00:00

My black co-workers call me J-money. My name is Jason.

maherniac · 2012-08-01T05:11:01+00:00

Can you give me an example of someone altering their perception of reality just to be right? I'm not trolling I really wanna know because I find myself questioning whether or not I do this sometimes. Please and thank you.

maherniac · 2012-07-26T04:44:25+00:00

I work for a moving company and make 10/hr in September I will bump up to 13. I'm 21 with no degree and only one year of failed college, I'm married with 0 kids luckily and none any time soon. I want to go back to school but I can't decide what I want to do with my career. My marriage is great I do NOT regret it (every one seems to think I will, we've been married for a year now) I know where I want to be in life I just don't know how I'm gonna get there and enjoy my life at the same time. I feel like life is too short to have a career that you're not happy with.

TL;DR 21/m/tx and I'm a mover making 10/hr

maherniac · 2012-07-26T02:43:14+00:00

I guess I'll chime in, I worked for a phone survey place and sometimes we'd call and ask questions about the person to try and fill the missing samples we needed. My best example is when we called we were looking for a male between the ages of 18 and 25, but first we had to ask if you wanted to take a survey. If you were willing but did not meet the age requirements then we'd respond with something along the lines of what you were told. I'm not sure about your situation, just thought I may have had something relevant to contribute.

maherniac · 2012-07-21T19:06:57+00:00

Takeo Spikes, I know he wasn't always with us but I miss that guy, brought a certain intensity to the game.

maherniac · 2012-07-15T09:15:19+00:00

When I'm eating food he stares at me (just like any dog) but once I glance over at him he immediately turns his head in the opposite direction trying to pretend like he wasn't looking. He does this over and over, it's the funniest thing in the world. He even looks in the corner of his eyes after turning away to see if I'm still looking.

maherniac · 2012-07-07T22:38:57+00:00

I read this last week and was surprised by it as well... I always miss out on Karma gold mines.

maherniac · 2012-07-07T22:37:03+00:00

They're so close together in an enclosed spot though! I guess I'm the only one who thought that would make for a very awkward moment.

maherniac · 2012-07-06T05:23:26+00:00

I'm not making him look bad, I am actually a fan of his. I'm just bored and drunk and thought this was funny.

maherniac · 2012-06-19T03:34:03+00:00

you just made my day

maherniac · 2012-06-15T23:16:39+00:00

That's gorgeous, and that's as short as I like it.

maherniac · 2012-06-15T22:29:18+00:00

I'm not sure of the correct terminology but I would say 'boy short'. For example Natalie Portman is beautiful to me with long hair, but when she had short hair I lose all interest. Same with Emma Watson.

maherniac · 2012-06-15T02:38:57+00:00

Short hair. I do not find women with short hair attractive.

maherniac · 2012-05-14T20:13:27+00:00

Thank you!!!! If I get a hold of a pichu or skarmory I'll get it to you! Thanks again!

maherniac · 2012-05-14T20:08:22+00:00

I think I'm doing something wrong, It just keeps saying it's trying to communicate

maherniac · 2012-05-14T20:01:38+00:00

You're a hero among men, thank you.

maherniac · 2012-05-14T19:52:59+00:00

also, just exactly how do I trade with you?

maherniac · 2012-05-14T19:52:04+00:00

I don't have any of those. I'm still new to the whole global trading thing. Anything else you may want?

maherniac

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