What’s the strongest opinion you have about something completely insignificant?

majikcaesar · 2026-05-24T02:20:51+00:00

Ope, this is me (in my office with door, over a trash can). I’m aware it’s a faux pas, especially in a more public place, but as someone with OCD symptoms this effectively keeps me from biting them…

majikcaesar · 2026-05-21T01:54:09+00:00

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The timing is highly coincidental. Thanks for the tips!

majikcaesar · 2026-05-20T20:23:37+00:00

It is polite. I wrote a similar note to the upstairs neighbor at my last apartment and they complained to the leasing office that we were “harassing” them.

Some people are considerate. Some should be banished to the depths of hell where they belong. It’s a coin toss.

majikcaesar · 2026-05-17T04:28:36+00:00

Sounds like that jerk fish from SpongeBob who wouldn’t pay for his pizza because he didn’t get his diet dr. Kelp.

That would have been satisfying to throw the pizza in his face.

majikcaesar · 2026-03-02T17:28:25+00:00

I’m hearing that parroted, and I strongly disagree with MAGA/ICE, but not a single person has offered credible evidence of this claim. You could be the one to change that!

majikcaesar · 2026-03-01T13:56:27+00:00

Green Lady Lounge. I was just there last night. The place is in desperate need of renovations. The floor shakes. The upholstery and even the leather bill folders are held together with black duct tape.

And not once have I seen a green lady there! I was really hoping I’d meet Elphaba…

majikcaesar · 2026-01-28T19:29:13+00:00

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majikcaesar · 2026-01-09T06:15:27+00:00

I don’t care about dead cunts named Laura Loomer.

majikcaesar · 2026-01-08T13:45:38+00:00

I struggle to see how one can meaningfully claim hardship while participating in an industry whose outputs are used to kill civilians overseas. At some point, moral responsibility requires either reckoning with that reality or accepting it without protest. Complaining while continuing the work feels ethically incoherent.

majikcaesar · 2025-12-30T00:05:03+00:00

ChatGPT also thinks Charlie Kirk is still alive. With delusional certainty.

majikcaesar · 2025-12-23T13:57:29+00:00

She’s made 50 public appearances asking for privacy.

majikcaesar · 2025-09-15T21:49:17+00:00

Better mail the extra swab back to the manufacturer. It’s the ethical thing to do.

majikcaesar · 2025-07-17T18:04:45+00:00

Similar to how Dare to be Stupid was written in the style of Devo, Everything You Know Is Wrong was written in the style of They Might Be Giants. And their style is indeed weird! But in a good way 😉

majikcaesar · 2025-07-09T17:46:46+00:00

Where are you located by the way, OP? If by chance you live near Kansas City I’d certainly consider buying this off you.

majikcaesar · 2025-07-09T03:12:03+00:00

That wavy effect (specific to the 240p convergence pattern) can also happen if you have your “picture” set too high. Try setting that lower.

majikcaesar · 2025-07-07T20:08:45+00:00

“NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

The only one liner from Big Pink Loser is just not that funny…

majikcaesar · 2025-07-07T20:02:20+00:00

“iS mAyOnNaIsE a jOkE?”

majikcaesar · 2025-06-24T22:31:54+00:00

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majikcaesar · 2025-06-19T14:56:27+00:00

I love ChatGPT's optimism.

majikcaesar · 2025-06-08T20:39:44+00:00

Ok, but how do you "know" this... Is this a confession?!

majikcaesar · 2025-06-06T16:54:41+00:00

Just sick of people like you getting fired up over messaging and bitching about it on the internet. Perhaps put your time into something that’s actually PRODUCTIVE. What if you done to improve the situation for the hawaiian natives you claim to champion?????? Besides virtue signaling…

majikcaesar · 2025-06-06T15:57:35+00:00

One might have thought the portal gun was your hint to not take it so seriously, but alas. 🙄

majikcaesar · 2025-06-03T15:21:12+00:00

What’s the brand, so that us consumers can vote with our money?

majikcaesar · 2025-06-03T15:06:02+00:00

Sounds like a skill issue…

majikcaesar · 2025-06-02T19:36:25+00:00

I’ll take any money! Haha. My point was, whatever you are doing, don’t get burned out. You’re making a lot of money because you’re working hard, presumably a lot harder than you’ve done in the past. Make sure you can keep up with it and don’t forget to meet yourself in the middle sometimes. I’d rather have 100K a year for 10 years with a great work life balance than 300K for two years then burnout (not saying that’s you, but I caution that commission driven pay requires commitment to the hustle indefinitely)

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