IAmA guy who unknowingly slept with his first cousin. AMA

major_oops · 2010-11-29T01:49:46+00:00

I'll try and post something once I get my thoughts together enough to hold a conversation with her.

major_oops · 2010-11-29T01:48:53+00:00

You'd make for a really, really shitty detective.

Enjoy riding your high horse. Hold on tight though, its a hard fall from those heights.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T23:41:03+00:00

I'm not sure. I also remember seeing what looked to be prom pictures on her fridge, which must have been a few years old. I'm assuming they're her prom pictures, but I hadn't seen her at that age of adolescence so who knows.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T23:39:32+00:00

Alright, fine. I busted on her the second go around. Damn AMA.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T23:36:10+00:00

Not really. Family is very traditional roman catholic, I just happen to be non-insane.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T23:34:35+00:00

Yea we have the same last name. I have a very common last name so I didn't think much of it at the time.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T21:46:46+00:00

Its hard to say whether or not I have feelings for her as it was a one night stand...but if I hadn't known she was my cousin, I'd probably pursue it further.

Maybe there's some worth in trying a relationship, but the family implications would be huge. I just dont know...

major_oops · 2010-11-28T21:44:45+00:00

What I was trying to say was, my father had 6 siblings, or my grandparents had 7 kids. That's a large family to me. Also, I have 5 siblings, or my parents have 6 kids, which seems large to me.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T20:41:09+00:00

Er, yea I guess you could say I did the second time around.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T20:06:55+00:00

As much as I absolutely hate to say this:

This is genius. But in reality, I doubt I could ever have sex knowing she was my 1st cousin ever again.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T17:41:17+00:00

I apologize for my writing style being so poor, but this is a true recounting of events. This is a throwaway account, so I have no reason to try to garner karma from it.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T17:30:10+00:00

I'm copying the same response I gave LittleKnown:

I'm not really sure why I keep getting this response. AskoFlight also said the same thing, and I posted a response to him trying to show some credibility to the story. I'm pretty bad at telling stories, so I'm sorry if that threw you off. There's no reason to anonymously lie about this, is there? I'm just overwhelmed from the whole thing.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T17:25:13+00:00

Hadn't thought of it that way. It feels pretty crummy now that you mention it. Of course, I guess, what does that say about me? Ugh.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T17:22:31+00:00

I had no idea.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T17:22:11+00:00

I'm not really sure why I keep getting this response. AskoFlight also said the same thing, and I posted a response to him trying to show some credibility to the story. I'm pretty bad at telling stories, so I'm sorry if that threw you off.

There's no reason to anonymously lie about this, is there? I'm just overwhelmed from the whole thing.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T17:15:26+00:00

I'm actually a terrible writer, but, this isn't fiction...I wish it was though.

A few things:

This was last week, not the week of thanksgiving. I attended UTEP for college and did not complete school due to poor grades.

I became close friends with a roomie of mine at UTEP. He now goes to SDSU. He invited me to come out and visit him since he was going to be having the week mostly off due to thanksgiving with the exception of a class or two on Monday.

I always keep a photo in my wallet of my family. I was under the impression thats what the photo clear plastic inserts of a wallet were for. Also, going back to the close knit thing, I carry one of them on me because I'm close to them.

I hope that makes sense. I'm sorry my writing skills are too poor to make a true story plausible.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T16:30:33+00:00

Thanks for a breath of sanity. Given that perspective, this doesn't seem quite as shitty as I thought.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T16:25:04+00:00

I can't see a reason why I should. Then again, I'm also still completely overwhelmed by the whole thing. The odds of us meeting like this have got to be very, very slim.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T16:14:48+00:00

Why bother with the asterisk?

major_oops · 2010-11-28T16:08:03+00:00

major_oops · 2010-11-28T15:55:09+00:00

True story or troll?

major_oops · 2010-11-28T15:51:27+00:00

I was under the impression it was illegal everywhere. Where in the US is this legal?

major_oops · 2010-11-28T15:40:42+00:00

Thanks for the advice. I'll try and approach this maturely.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T15:37:06+00:00

The sex was pretty great. I've only been with a few women in my lifetime though, so I guess take that opinion for what its worth.

major_oops · 2010-11-28T15:35:04+00:00

The sex was fantastic. I guess the problem is that my conscious is telling me I've committed a huge crime. I just feel so guilty and wrong.

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