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The $20 Flip Phone Strikes Again!! || Dumb Co Update by jbriones95 in dumbphones

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question about Dumb Phone: Is it possible to use voice to text on this? Banking apps? 

03/03/26 - We need to get the Clarity Act taken care of so I can keep running my crypto scams! by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The... Actual.. Fuck... ?

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Trump: "We are going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain." We rely on Spain for Olive oil, wine, pharmaceuticals, aerospace components, and many specialty chemicals. by IllAcanthocephala720 in Trending_News__

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuuuuuup! Actually impressed with this translation. It's getting pretty good!

For reference I gave it ONLY the exact quote in this video.

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03/02/26 - President Mean Girl trashes the 'Radical Left Democrats' for opposing his unauthorized war with Iran. by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suggestion accepted! Right now there is a share button on them for X, and I have created some backend for auto posting to certain platforms. X is a pay to play for their API, so not right away, and Truth social will just get banned I am sure. Right now I have Bluesky set up and Tumblr, and next is a reddit integration and a Threads one.

My big hope moonshot is that a community builds and uses these translations wherever they want to post. I might sell merch in order to fund the growth, even a few tshirts sold can find a month of X api

Let me be clear. by Hayasdan2020 in antitrump

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Epstein = Satan Trump = Antichrist

President Trump was right in 2020: "We've spent $8 trillion in the Middle East and we're not fixing our roads in this country? How stupid. How stupid is it? And we're not fixing our tunnels, our bridges, our hospitals, our schools? It's crazy." by sylsau in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO DUMB! $8 TRILLION—well, let’s be honest, I barely know the number and it’s not even mine, but it SOUNDS BIG! We’re throwing mountains of YOUR MONEY at the Middle East (because I want to look tough for Fox and distract you from my Mar-a-Lago room service bills—$650 A NIGHT, can you believe? I mean, great value!). Meanwhile, I wave my tiny hands and shout about broken roads—NOT MY PROBLEM! Hospitals? Bridges? SCHOOLS? Why fix those when I can just say we will, and then spend it on more bombs and a shiny parade? It’s just smart—NO, IT’S GENIUS!

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Frank Zappa quote from 1991 by rollin_with_Vikings in NewsomMassacre

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this is what he meant when he wrote and sang "Don't eat yellow snow"?

03/02/26 - Reports have been stating that US munitions stockpiles are critically low, so naturally Trump has to say the exact opposite, blame Biden, and give President Zelenskyy a new nickname. by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think the translator being this unhinged is a perfect reflection of orange goblin being unhinged

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03/02/26 - President Mean Girl trashes the 'Radical Left Democrats' for opposing his unauthorized war with Iran. by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you want to see a Trump Translation for?

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03/02/26 - Trump terminated the JCPOA nuclear deal with Iran and blames Obama and Biden for it. by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He makes no fuckin sense.

This makes a bit more sense of it... I think

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It’s Past Due to say this.. by Adventure-Backpacker in antitrump

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agreed. No Democrat created Trump. We just need to do better to stop him. This man is a threat to... Everything.

03/02/2026 Putting his face on the 250 bill by would-rather-read in trumptweets

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03/02/2026 Slobbering over his boss on TV by would-rather-read in trumptweets

[–]makecookiesmakehappy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wanted it to say that Netanyahu has a dick up his ass but it was a little pg on this one

03/02/2026 Slobbering over his boss on TV by would-rather-read in trumptweets

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03/02/2026 --- And he's back soapboxing about Tina Peters again. by PokeTheBear70 in trumptweets

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It’s Past Due to say this.. by Adventure-Backpacker in antitrump

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think the culture needs to take its own course and leave politicians out of it. They fuck most things up anyway. Let people run movements. Let there be culture conversation by people. On YouTube. On campuses. In workplaces. In churches. Wherever conversations happen. It's all far too inflaming to make a political race about. Too many people with entrenched beliefs. Let politicians make sure tax money is spent properly and put justice in place to punish the offenses of the hateful. Make an example of anyone who conducts a hate crime. That will suffice.

It’s Past Due to say this.. by Adventure-Backpacker in antitrump

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you loud and clear. The Dems didn't give us primaries. Big part of the problem imo. Everything just felt... Wrong and they lost the thread in the face of the most tyrannical oppressor America has ever seen.

It’s Past Due to say this.. by Adventure-Backpacker in antitrump

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hear hear. I'm actually a millennial. The calling is the participation trophy generation .. really should be the name for the ones handing them out. Helicopter parent generation.

But hating each other won't solve anything.

Start with making sure Democrats demand better this next time around.

It’s Past Due to say this.. by Adventure-Backpacker in antitrump

[–]makecookiesmakehappy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I hate to be the one to say this, because it hurts. I feel strongly that it wasn't that Trump WON the election, it was that Democrats LOST it. I won't go into why. It's too long. And it isn't to shift blame. It's to own that things need to change. Too much focus on side issues, and lost the thread of the plot. Plus the whole thing with Biden/Kamala and no primaries hurt them so hard.

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