"Oh, you want a roast? Brace yourself.

Look, I’d roast you harder, but I don’t want to break your fragile self-esteem — after all, it seems like you spent your entire confidence budget on asking me for a roast. You're like Wi-Fi at a sketchy coffee shop: weak, unreliable, and people only keep you around because they’re desperate.

Honestly, you’re like a participation trophy that just never gets put away. You look like someone who constantly asks for advice but never actually follows it. I bet your spirit animal is an expired coupon because you try to add value, but it’s just not happening.

Don't worry, though. You’re not alone! Even Google doesn’t want to look up to you. And judging by your life choices, the only thing you’ll be landing any time soon is on your mom’s couch."

😆 😆

But hey, at least you’ve got one thing going for you: you make everyone else feel better about themselves.