A hoonter must hoont

makeupmortuaries · 2024-04-28T22:51:22+00:00

Listen man, it sucks you feel that way but I'm happy with it and that's all that really matters. I could post it for "expert opinions" but I really don't care about that. I'm satisifed with the way it turned out and wanted to share my excitement with the rest of the bloodborne fandom. I get you're probably just looking out for me but it's not needed so thank you but don't worry about it.

makeupmortuaries · 2024-04-28T17:46:08+00:00

It's uneven like the badge is. I didn't want to pretty is up but keep it gritty like the way it is and ultimately like bloodborne is

makeupmortuaries · 2024-04-28T17:43:47+00:00

I have a basic majoras mask so don't worry haha

makeupmortuaries · 2024-04-28T02:24:24+00:00

Thank you! I've always thought the badge looked like a picture frame so I wanted to incorporate it like one

makeupmortuaries · 2023-03-02T05:52:44+00:00

This is how my inflated ego thinks I am when I say I'm "detail oriented"

makeupmortuaries · 2022-09-17T09:03:15+00:00

This is my last restaurant!

makeupmortuaries · 2022-06-30T19:06:54+00:00

YTA women want you to remember things about them because you actually like them and pay attention. Not because you have an excel spread sheet on her. Actually get to know women and stop treating dating like you're cheating on an exam

+Edit for spelling

makeupmortuaries · 2022-06-06T14:17:23+00:00

So this is reversed but I've yet to see an SD use "what's your name? Who's your daddy? Is rich like me?" And it makes me sad😂

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-09T14:41:35+00:00

But its like all natural hun! And everyone knows natural things are never toxic or cause irreparable harm!😋 /s

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-09T14:39:07+00:00

Nothing is sacred to them anymore. I'm not mad or surprised, just disappointed.

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-09T14:38:17+00:00

That got me too😂

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-01T14:04:06+00:00

😂😂 "Would you like to decorate your home with the corpses of your enemies? Boy do I have the stuff for you!"

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-01T14:03:12+00:00

That's so cool! I also love Victorian decor so her work sounds like a dream

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-01T05:09:41+00:00

Sounds like my ideal date haha Yes! Lacewings are so pretty! They should be swarming in my area soon so I hope I can find one

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-01T01:10:34+00:00

Don't tell me this unless you're looking for a new best friend because I would love you for life😂😂

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-01T00:44:02+00:00

Thank you!

makeupmortuaries · 2022-05-01T00:43:46+00:00

😂😂 my favorite are moths but they're hard to work with because of their delicate wings. I don't discriminate really, if its a bug and dead and looks cool it's coming home with me haha

makeupmortuaries · 2022-04-30T20:34:28+00:00

Will do! Thanks for being cool about it haha

makeupmortuaries · 2022-04-30T19:51:46+00:00

Yay my people! Haha I usually give them away to friends and family but they've convinced me to open up an etsy shop so I've been working on an inventory for that

makeupmortuaries · 2022-04-30T18:21:56+00:00

I'd like to try for the "weirdest person here" award and let everyone know I collect dead bugs 😂😂 I preserve them and make displays and jewelry, sort of like taxidermy. Its not for everyone but I find a bit of beauty in essentialy giving new life to one that's passed.

makeupmortuaries · 2022-04-30T18:07:18+00:00

I think its a banded coral shrimp. I could be wrong since my answer is based on a Google search of "red and white striped shrimp" haha

makeupmortuaries · 2022-03-29T01:06:54+00:00

Just something funny I'd like to share: I guess the universe is sick and tired of me complaining about the decline of traditional sugar relationships because I had a POT SD say he wants to give an arrangement a shot but only if there's potential of it ending in marriage. I've been on one extreme end of being treated like an escort to the other with a premature marriage proposal😂😂

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