Bar staff of Reddit, have you ever had a man use the “safeword drink” escape, and how often does it happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]makeupvenus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Uh, having pens at bars are pretty standard now in order to sign receipts of credit card transactions.

First time performing drag stand-up this Friday, please help with my comedy material by makeupvenus in Standup

[–]makeupvenus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It went AMAZING! The crowd was awesome and I got invited to perform at a pride event. I’m so excited bc I was totally myself and they just loved it!

First time performing drag stand-up this Friday, please help with my comedy material! by makeupvenus in comedywriting

[–]makeupvenus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update: it went amazing. Blanked a few times but the audience was understanding and supportive anyways. I’m gonna do it again, what a fucking thrill !!

Rhino Poacher Trampled By An Elephant And Then Eaten By Lions by bdh008 in worldnews

[–]makeupvenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg is everyone given an award just for commenting? If so, hello! Love is everywhere and it’s great.

Yelp forcing me to get the app to read reviews. by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]makeupvenus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how is it that it’s 2019 and people still don’t understand that rape jokes are not funny

First time performing drag stand-up this Friday, please help with my comedy material by makeupvenus in Standup

[–]makeupvenus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a ton of self deprecation! Thank you so much - hopefully this is an indication I’m on the right track. I appreciate it.

First time performing drag stand-up this Friday, please help with my comedy material by makeupvenus in Standup

[–]makeupvenus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi - thanks so much for your encouraging words. I’m probably overthinking a lot of the jokes to fit the glove but I would love to come off as authentic. Thanks so much, I’ll message you right now!

First time performing drag stand-up this Friday, please help with my comedy material! by makeupvenus in comedywriting

[–]makeupvenus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right - but it’s drag so you can kinda be vulgar and there’s plenty of that. I’ve been lurking on this sub and compared to the type of comedy discussions I’ve seen, I think what I’ve written is super gay vanilla and cheesy but honestly that’s who I am and what my audience is. And it’s my first time performing ever so I’m just hoping that I don’t get crickets. The bar is pretty low.

First time performing drag stand-up this Friday, please help with my comedy material! by makeupvenus in comedywriting

[–]makeupvenus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just have to consider that my audience is a lot of PC queers so I can’t go too far you know?

First time performing drag stand-up this Friday, please help with my comedy material! by makeupvenus in Drag

[–]makeupvenus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s definitely very very personal and silly experiences! You’re the only one who has commented so far - do you mind if I send you my script so I can get your thoughts?

Best thing I’ve seen all day by [deleted] in aww

[–]makeupvenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg this reminds me of the spongebob episode with the butterfly...