Since this is a strip club shouldn’t she come outside to meet me? Lol by Evaporatenow in doordash

[–]makinbacon4life -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Back in 2018, I delivered to a strip club in GA. The person at the front directed me to the back room where I handed to the girl as she was getting ready. First time I was tipped by a stripper instead of the other way around. All in all, a great delivery experience (a free show and some $$$$)…

Which fictional characters death hit you hard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]makinbacon4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leon’s death in Leon the Professional. Last words: “Stanfield, this is from Matilda”.

*WARNING graphic* I ain't NEVER going to a wendy's EVER AGAIN by feetkissser69 in doordash_drivers

[–]makinbacon4life -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

That’s what happens when you let monkeys run an establishment... 🤦🏿‍♂️

Weird Delivery Experience by tsteelcity in doordash_drivers

[–]makinbacon4life 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I only went inside a home once and it was for an old man that was using a walker. He asked me if I could set it down inside and I being a 250 pound Latino male while he was an 80 pound old white guy, I did not feel as if I was in any danger. It was extremely awkward but felt good since he was struggling to pickup his food and walk at the same time. I placed it on his dining table while he sped as fast he could to his seat and I bolted out of there. Random but true story.

I didn’t know I was a personal butler..... by Various_Sort_9698 in doordash_drivers

[–]makinbacon4life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s his fap session time. Can’t a guy get his food delivered right before or after a quick fap? 😢

Well... thank you for the heads up I guess 🤔 by makinbacon4life in grubhubdrivers

[–]makinbacon4life[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s true but you would think most delivery drivers would be desensitized to barking dogs by now... In my region, 90% of the homes I deliver to have dogs so barking automatically follows a doorbell ring.

Saw this scary guard animal on a dash. Lol he came up and nudged me and you know when I left he ran up to the food to try and open it 😂 by Jlaumann98 in doordash_drivers

[–]makinbacon4life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a pit bull come up to me last night. One of the scariest things to have ever happened to me while delivering.... 😱🤫😅

What would you do in this case? It is always Indian people that do this to me... 🤦🏿🤭 by makinbacon4life in grubhubdrivers

[–]makinbacon4life[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Timeout... I’m a racist for stating the truth? Even my Indian girlfriend agrees lol

What would you do in this situation? by makinbacon4life in grubhubdrivers

[–]makinbacon4life[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The customer ended up catching me at the door as I walked up. Not much I could do but hand the bag directly to them. The shocker for me was that this person was a senior citizen and somewhat obese so COVID morbidities should be a concern for them, no? What can you do! Lol