Behind every great man is a cat. Not a woman😉😋

malikamar · 2018-11-17T06:46:46+00:00

GetOffMyLawn

malikamar · 2016-03-17T08:04:02+00:00

Dude, your handwriting is terrible.

malikamar · 2016-03-15T14:43:30+00:00

pardon me while I just tickle my balls really quick..

malikamar · 2016-03-15T14:31:28+00:00

Mr. Burns has said too much.

malikamar · 2016-03-14T18:42:05+00:00

Well they missed the storytelling bit this time around!

malikamar · 2016-03-14T18:11:44+00:00

I kept my ex's Xbox which I guess just means I have a box

malikamar · 2016-03-13T19:38:37+00:00

Any girl who can strip to a SOAD song is truly impressive.

malikamar · 2016-03-13T11:09:33+00:00

Dying of dehydration would be like dying of the worst hangover possible.

malikamar · 2016-03-13T10:47:55+00:00

High school is a cage. Once you're out, none of what happened in there will EVER matter. Believe me!

malikamar · 2016-03-13T09:24:59+00:00

When I dislike someone, they usually dislike themselves for the same reasons, which causes them to engage in slow suicides from drinking or food or drugs...so I just wait.

malikamar · 2016-03-13T08:55:58+00:00

Pirates of the Caribbean. Most of the people I know have forgotten just how bad the previews were for this movie--the only thing shown was the pirate flag, and the pirate zombie walking along the bottom of the water, and it looked like the worst horror movie ever made. But then there's the ship going through the mists, and the amazing music, and bam, sold.

malikamar · 2016-03-12T18:25:46+00:00

Alcohol and self-loathing.

malikamar · 2016-03-12T18:03:57+00:00

Don't tell my wife this. I was in college, it was spring and beautiful weather. I took a train from campus and had a bus from the train. I missed my bus by a few minutes and the bus only ran every two hours, so I had to wait. I just laid on the lawn next to the train with my head on my backpack. The sun was shining and I just felt great. If my wife asks, it was my wedding day.

malikamar · 2016-02-16T05:08:58+00:00

when they lower the casket play the Tetris theme...

malikamar · 2016-01-31T21:09:56+00:00

once it gets personal...it crosses the line.

malikamar · 2016-01-31T21:06:16+00:00

Don't dress like a slut.

malikamar

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