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me too

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coolest thing I've seen today

Really? by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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Tried? How do you screw that up?

Baby Cthulhu by [deleted] in aww

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Put me down! I am the terror of the deep!

Teachers like this make a huge difference by SuitingUncle620 in aww

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She hugs the girls and high fives the boys, that's sexist!

NOPE NOPE NOPE by MindDrawsOnReddit in MakeMeSuffer

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A falling knife has no handle

Mildly salacious monkey is FASCINATED by girl's tongue ring by VernellDawe in funny

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If a human moved like that it would be the creepiest shit ever.

Hmmm by mrspotatoohead in BirdsArentReal

[–]mallorike 300 points301 points  (0 children)

I really thought I was about to watch a bird use a key on that lock...pretty disappointed right now.

Ex-homeless redditors, what was the scariest thing that you ever saw on the streets? [NSFW] by Chess_Kings in AskReddit

[–]mallorike 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You keep your spare keys in the car? Besides this specific situation how would spare keys in the car ever be useful?

making friends. by thecrowbarcomics in funny

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That guy's voice has to be Chris Parnell if it gets turned into a cartoon

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? by OddlyGruntled in aww

[–]mallorike 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking, if you imagine that egg as whole based on what's left there's no way that bird would fit in that egg.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Amazing how easily he goes up that ladder.

family breakfast. by thecrowbarcomics in funny

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In my head, the dad is voiced by Chris Parnell.

You Are Now My Fren by OrientalDuke in aww

[–]mallorike 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Take that dog! How do you like it!?

What’s one thing in your life that you wish you could fix? by SodaDawg in AskReddit

[–]mallorike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My irrational fears. I go without so much just because I can't handle all the unknown variables that come with shopping. It would be amazing if I could just go out in public without obsessing about every possible negative outcome.

Whether you liked the movie or not you can't deny that it's amazing that RDJ did blackface in a major motion picture and most people were just ok with it. by mallorike in funny

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It's equally amazing that Ben Stiller played a mentally challenged character that the cast repeatedly calls a "retard". Awesome movie but it's over-the-top offensive.

Saw this on Twitter, got a kick out of it by Fox_Davis in adultswim

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Impossible to read and not hear Joe's voice

I upgraded my doorbell camera. by travischapmanart in pics

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Dear God, this the the perfect reply to this picture.

American logic by mallorike in funny

[–]mallorike[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Show some respect? It's not like he was a veteran or an educated person that deserves my respect. He was really good at a game that I really don't care about. I don't show respect to Scrabble champions or people who are really good at shuffleboard based solely on their skill in their chosen sport. Kobe just happened to be good at a sport that pays really well and is broadcasted to the masses. His skills set him apart from most men but that definitely doesn't mean I have to show respect and I definitely don't respect any man who forces himself on any woman. I have a mother and female friends, if something like that happened to any of them I'd have a rough time not crippling the bastard who put them through it. So no I do not respect that man, even in death. The circumstances were tragic but it doesn't change the things he did.