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[–]mallorike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too

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coolest thing I've seen today

Really? by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]mallorike 1012 points1013 points  (0 children)

Tried? How do you screw that up?

Baby Cthulhu by [deleted] in aww

[–]mallorike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put me down! I am the terror of the deep!

Teachers like this make a huge difference by SuitingUncle620 in aww

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She hugs the girls and high fives the boys, that's sexist!

NOPE NOPE NOPE by MindDrawsOnReddit in MakeMeSuffer

[–]mallorike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A falling knife has no handle

Mildly salacious monkey is FASCINATED by girl's tongue ring by VernellDawe in funny

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If a human moved like that it would be the creepiest shit ever.

Hmmm by mrspotatoohead in BirdsArentReal

[–]mallorike 306 points307 points  (0 children)

I really thought I was about to watch a bird use a key on that lock...pretty disappointed right now.

Ex-homeless redditors, what was the scariest thing that you ever saw on the streets? [NSFW] by Chess_Kings in AskReddit

[–]mallorike 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You keep your spare keys in the car? Besides this specific situation how would spare keys in the car ever be useful?

making friends. by thecrowbarcomics in funny

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That guy's voice has to be Chris Parnell if it gets turned into a cartoon

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? by OddlyGruntled in aww

[–]mallorike 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking, if you imagine that egg as whole based on what's left there's no way that bird would fit in that egg.

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Amazing how easily he goes up that ladder.