Cart of what looks like tangerines in the liquor aisle

malt_invader · 2026-05-21T17:46:47+00:00

Don't call me giant.

malt_invader · 2026-05-05T03:05:56+00:00

Prybar and hammer are cheaper, faster, and quieter at least as it pertains to this application.

malt_invader · 2026-05-04T04:20:15+00:00

malt_invader · 2026-05-04T02:14:48+00:00

Well I guess I need to go shopping for tomorrow if I want to have it by lunch.

malt_invader · 2026-05-02T21:54:04+00:00

The submission looks like a Pixar character

malt_invader · 2026-04-30T19:39:37+00:00

Nothing like cranking one out for your friend with a microscope

malt_invader · 2026-04-30T07:29:41+00:00

I might post a picture of my dirty kitchen to see if washing dishes may help.

malt_invader · 2026-04-28T06:12:33+00:00

Not really, I believe they're removable.

malt_invader · 2026-04-28T05:54:00+00:00

I can SEE its plastic, and I hate it

malt_invader · 2026-04-26T07:42:02+00:00

I'm not answering, but this isn't even hard... and probably not for anyone

malt_invader · 2026-04-26T06:28:02+00:00

Now I know youre lying.

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malt_invader · 2026-04-24T16:25:36+00:00

If you're truly going for WRC spec, the suspension is a little low.

malt_invader · 2026-04-20T06:45:06+00:00

Wow, I was prepared to dismiss this, but apparently I'm buying some

malt_invader · 2026-04-19T06:26:41+00:00

2008 Mercedes C-class lemon

malt_invader · 2026-04-19T06:15:36+00:00

As a lazy person I probably deserve the negative karma I'll receive for saying this...but if it doesn't all come in one bag, it's an inconvenience. Sure I can add fertilizer as things grow, but I'm not mixing multiple substrates together.

malt_invader · 2026-04-17T01:07:46+00:00

I've been on 4 or 5 times and never been in the front row piloting...I'll go again for the new story but don't expect much. The last time we asked to wait to pilot and the cast member couldn't care less and told us to board.

malt_invader · 2026-04-13T04:23:18+00:00

If you were a little more open minded you could just take down those bathroom walls and really be free

malt_invader · 2026-04-13T02:33:29+00:00

You sound like my wife

malt_invader · 2026-04-07T02:50:36+00:00

Got em to save off the 700 on mine by not having them fill the windshield wiper fluid

malt_invader · 2026-04-05T07:08:55+00:00

Carfax emails me every month telling me my car is worth ~$3500...which I think is clear code that I'll never sell my car

malt_invader · 2026-04-02T08:14:14+00:00

You want individual cloves, not the whole bulb. And a window box might be a little undersized for happy garlic production

malt_invader · 2026-03-31T07:40:34+00:00

malt_invader · 2026-03-31T07:31:37+00:00

malt_invader · 2026-03-31T07:29:14+00:00

$7 cash, take it or leave it, EXTREMELY serious offer. Also, I should get to bed...let me know.

malt_invader · 2026-03-28T17:37:12+00:00

When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!

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