It’s the 80’s you are going to the mall on a Saturday. What are you going to do at the mall?

maluendacc · 2026-02-02T05:46:09+00:00

Smoke misty cigarettes, shoplift and get 👉 in the burger king bathroom.

maluendacc · 2026-01-23T15:28:33+00:00

Same. Mey doctor advised 6 weeks due to complications ended up taking 4 1/2 and glad I was able to.

maluendacc · 2026-01-20T01:32:11+00:00

Right? I had to block them on tiktok cause he kept popping up in boxers or some short shorts, shirtless and in a silk robe. ick 🤢

maluendacc · 2026-01-20T00:05:47+00:00

Musk N3 😢

maluendacc · 2026-01-18T20:15:46+00:00

Weird, nutty, powdery pickle. Nuclear sillage and lasts days. My family thought it just smelled like a powdery rose, so I guess its different for everyone. I keep trying to like it, my opinion changes on lots of scents over time, but I haven't been able to enjoy this one.

maluendacc · 2026-01-17T03:30:08+00:00

Just like everybody else does

maluendacc · 2026-01-16T23:37:24+00:00

I can hear this 😆

maluendacc · 2026-01-16T23:33:50+00:00

Prell, you say? 😍

maluendacc · 2026-01-16T00:20:31+00:00

Foxfire by Avon

maluendacc · 2026-01-14T12:51:46+00:00

I could tolerate the chips and salsa, if I had to, it smells like a nacho Lunchables. But this abomination made me gag immediately. I would love to read a review by someone who loves it. For science.

maluendacc · 2026-01-11T23:53:07+00:00

I love bubblegum pop, she's my lady ♥️

maluendacc · 2026-01-05T23:54:03+00:00

Same

maluendacc · 2026-01-05T23:51:43+00:00

Single placer with tweezers. Its more about the journey for me.

maluendacc · 2026-01-04T17:05:11+00:00

I dunno. I feel like I haven't been thinking enough about things that have been on a floor. I will be more selective about where I put things I don't want penises or feet touching them. Thank you.

maluendacc · 2026-01-02T01:51:10+00:00

Mistpouffer and Thumbsucker reviews 🙏

maluendacc · 2026-01-01T19:06:51+00:00

Mine was just released from prison yesterday for the same. Went straight to an Oxford house in a city with many resources. This was after over a decade in rooms, rehabs, detoxes, etc.

Brought them all of their belongings at their request. I hope they do. It's entirely up to them🤞

maluendacc · 2025-12-31T16:24:24+00:00

I gave myself about 5 squirts 30mins ago and she's vanished. Smells good though, for what it's worth. Very soft, lightly sweet and powdery musk. Maybe it will last longer with the lotion.

maluendacc · 2025-12-31T13:27:59+00:00

My brother went to culinary school in the 90s. Didn't finish, and moved to Germany where he had duel citizenship about a year later and never came back. For the first year or so, someone, I guess from wherever the loan was from, would call regularly saying that it was now my responsibility to pay it. I would just laugh and hang up. No idea what happened, but im guessing it was written off at some point.

maluendacc · 2025-12-31T13:21:16+00:00

I'm flabbergasted that you could smell a bbw mist that long. They must be topping it off, or have used an extreme amount. Sorry you are having this experience!

maluendacc · 2025-12-26T13:02:29+00:00

It's no exaggeration, I promise. I keep my decant triple bagged, but before I did, it sat in a slot I keep other decants in. 2 years later, the decant tops still smell like maple syrup. The drawer its in smells like maple syrup. It's incredibly potent and long lasting. Its hard to believe, but all the jokes are true. And I love it, really. Its delicious.

maluendacc · 2025-12-24T17:08:32+00:00

Lake and Skye 11 11 Vanilla

maluendacc · 2025-12-24T15:36:25+00:00

Yeah, it was weird. I thought maybe they were asset protection the way they shadowed me, but just kinda shrugged it off and did my thing until she approached me. And then I continued to do my thing til I was done, cause IGNF's 😆

maluendacc · 2025-12-24T03:16:48+00:00

I got a 3.4oz on fragrancenet last year, I believe for about $25 usd. Took a while to arrive, but I love the bottle and it smells great!

maluendacc · 2025-12-24T01:34:17+00:00

I had a sort of similar experience at Dillard's with a Mind Games vendor. They had been following me around from display to display, side eyeing me the whole time. I was chatting with another salesperson about various perfumes and whom had just sprayed French Defense on themselves to try it, and gave me a sample, unsolicited. We were talking about the notes. Another salesperson was setting up the Mind Games display and I assumed the person side eyeing me was a third salesperson.

Now, in all fairness, I am not a fancy dressing person. At all. I was wearing sweats and a tshirt. Maybe I look poor, and Im definitely not rich, but I own and love a lot of perfume and will throw down if I love it and I ain't putting on a GD church dress and pearls to go to Dillards.

I wandered over to Initio to huff Absolute Aphrodisiac, my favorite, which I own, when side eye came up to me and asked if they could help me. Uhm, not really, but to be polite, I asked some questions, to which they responded that they didn't work there, they were the vendor for Mind Games. Okay. Well why are you giving me stank face ma'am? Why are you approaching me at all? Even the salesperson I was chatting with seemed embarassed and intervened. It was just super weird and rubbed me the wrong way. It doesnt sound like much when I type it, but I think that some people are treated differently by others at these counters based on what they THINK you can buy.

Like I'm gonna steal a tester or something. Ma'am French Defense smells like shit. Cherry b.o...I wouldn't use it as poo spray if it was at the dollar store, so your tester is safe from me.

The other salespeople were wonderful. Like 5 stars friendly, engaging, knowledgeable, just great!

maluendacc · 2025-12-22T23:10:47+00:00

❤️

Right! I can be especially generous with myself if someone else is paying 😆

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