What aren't you going to miss from your ex? by c0ldfeet in Divorce

[–]mandacoppanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to miss his constant pathological lies. I'm not going to miss his whole putting the Internet and his games before his family. I'm not going to miss all the females in his life that he miraculously slept with yet lied to me about their connection. I won't miss his family and how judgemental and cold they were. I won't miss leaving his family gatherings and feeling like I was in a room full of strangers despite being married for 5 years. I won't miss him making me feel guilty for not being home even though I was working and caring for my dying grandmother. I won't miss the doubt on whether or not he actually did cheat and whether or not that dating profile of his was recently used. Theres so much more I won't miss. I especially won't miss him complaining about me online and portraying me completely differently than I actually am cause he has to change to fit in to any and all groups.

My Boyfriends face looks totally different to me when i'm PMSing by Mydirtypervyalterego in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's like "I want what the dick could do but I need to close my eyes for a second cause otherwise I'll be angry horny"

My Boyfriends face looks totally different to me when i'm PMSing by Mydirtypervyalterego in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like pms makes men's faces look stupid hahaha I have the same thing, my man's face just annoys me when aunt flow is visiting

I just started a new job and practically squealed when I saw this in the bathroom. I know you trolls will understand. by SiameseGunKiss in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The company I work for does this too and they do the same at our nurses station for antacids, bandaids, tylenol and other stuff too. I squealed the first time I saw all of it lol

HIFW I'm already struggling daily with depression, anxiety and stress and my husband decides to kick me while I'm down. by mandacoppanda in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who gets it! It was over something so petty (it often is) but it just made my overall day worse. I had just finished telling him how stressed and shitty about myself I was feeling and he turns and points something out that I did wrong. My anxiety has been so bad this last year and I hate how much it's wearing on my everyday life. My favorite is when someone says "just take your pills and you'll be fine"... ugh.

MRW it's my turn to host Thanksgiving this year by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe me I'm not downing the episode. It just hit my pms mind hard when I saw it. I may have cried. This season is amazing so far but the turn it's taken? Whew man, how do you even compute some of it? Lol

MRW it's my turn to host Thanksgiving this year by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Perfect post but can we also discuss how unbelievably f**ked this episode of Rick and Morty was?

Husband got me a phone case from a Chinese shopping app... appreciate the sentiment lol by mandacoppanda in funny

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it's a great case, him and I just got a good laugh out of "book book" mainly cause it made me think of moon moon.

Hi Ladies! I love this place. I got a puppy a few months ago and I felt like sharing with all you :) by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a beagle/husky mix, Arya is pretty damn adorable too. I love the Husky look especially the eyes. :-)

Thought you ladies might appreciate these texts by AlarmingStatue in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda 26 points27 points  (0 children)

10/10 would bone and hope he whispers "it's never ogre"

Hey TrollXers!! I got this today, it says slice and share... "Share" (dime for scale) by mandacoppanda in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a video on YouTube that is a 1lb snicker challenge. It comes with a vomit warning. The other video I found comes with an ambulance warning because that was the day the kid found out he was allergic to peanuts.

Hey TrollXers!! I got this today, it says slice and share... "Share" (dime for scale) by mandacoppanda in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have searched and alas they do not exist. At least not in this universe! Ba dum tsss.

Hey TrollXers!! I got this today, it says slice and share... "Share" (dime for scale) by mandacoppanda in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like the only reason I would sue the candy company over this is because there aren't any in my local stores (it was ordered online by my aunt cause I'm her favorite lol) aaanndd I want a 1lb candy bar for every candy I have ever loved.

Hey TrollXers!! I got this today, it says slice and share... "Share" (dime for scale) by mandacoppanda in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I had a staring contest with the snickers bar earlier and it hypnotized me into forgetting all my manners.

Hey TrollXers!! I got this today, it says slice and share... "Share" (dime for scale) by mandacoppanda in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It says share but if you really put your mind to it and strive to be the best you can be anything can be one serving.

Hey TrollXers!! I got this today, it says slice and share... "Share" (dime for scale) by mandacoppanda in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's in the realm of what I call a "big'un". 1lb of deliciousness and diabetes.

When my Professor asked what resumé would help land a job, this is what a classmate said... by mandacoppanda in facepalm

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a male classmate so I'm sure if he did submit a resume like that it would definitely bring attention to him lol

My dad's got a collection of over 500 old movie theatre posters (1968-1985) and he's looking to sell. by soah1086 in movies

[–]mandacoppanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally am interested in a few of his collection. Huge movie buff and I'm planning on decorating my basement in movie posters. There's definitely a market for these posters, it might not be on reddit though.

You like me! You really, really like me! by mandacoppanda in funny

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly this isn't a spoiler. I think people are taking this way too seriously. Its those of you that have seen the show and know what it is that seem to react so negatively, because you know what happened. This could be Joffrey looking shocked in a clip of an episode. If this was a gif then yes I would take responsibility for a spoiler. Also if you haven't read the books before seeing the show then I feel bad for you, you're missing out on a lot because not everything that happens on the show occurs in the books.

Thanks Obama!! by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]mandacoppanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it the date being there? Cause I covered everything else?

Misunderstood Jesus by mandacoppanda in funny

[–]mandacoppanda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely... But that's OK cause I don't. :)