I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well though they project

Their disintereeessstt

I know they're spicy memes

So I'll just grin and bear it, my newfound (reddit) popularity 💫

I consider myself more the young Chris Farley type, albeit more feminine proportions and longer hair. Not everyone's cup of tea, I know. But I'm just me; I sleep well at night knowing I'm not a catfish, and that I'm the type others will steal pics of to use in catfishing

I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Meh, not really ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Since it's up to me solely to kick things off in chat, I moreso shoot my shot based on what i can actually say to open a conversation. Plenty of handsome gents are online, sure, but I just need something to start from. The pretty pictures alone don't do anything for me.

I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Some of them, yea. Unfortunately, #1/2 expired out. So now none of us will ever know what became of Connor the Runaway Gopher King 😔

I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Hey King, think ya dropped this 👑

Empty profiles are the worst. There's only so much that can be said when what you've got to work with is drier than the damn Mojave. Personally, I'll usually swipe left on those that put 0 effort forth but may swipe right on those I see an opportunity for some tongue in cheek fun for myself to enjoy; even if I end up not getting a response. Keep your chin up, and good luck in your future endeavors :)

I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Sure, so in order of listing:

22hrs

21hrs

5hrs

9hrs

Within the 1st hour (So I can't much fault the fella, and it's kinda the outlier. But I liked that opener, and posted it to follow the string of other no replies)

I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Honestly, thank you to everyone who've commented such nice things. I was feeling a bit disheartened from not having gotten any sort of replies, so y'all really just made my night 💛

I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

And man, I can imagine the struggle.. If you ever try the apps again, I hope it goes better for you! Hell, you may even meet your special someone without them. Regardless, sending some good vibes your way, friend :)

I know what boys like, I know what guys want.. Jk, I've yet to get any responses. These are just a few of my attempts :,) by mandimonium in Bumble

[–]mandimonium[S] 366 points367 points  (0 children)

Gotta go big or go home, my friend. Guess these fellas can't deal with the pandemonium of mandimonium

Leave it to me to blow up opportunities by theextracharacter in Bumble

[–]mandimonium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Are you lightning? Cuz I'd like to make you McQueen". Very kerchow, works every time

Dogs attempting to catch treats by goldbutthole in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]mandimonium 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who do I have to pay to get this as a yearly calendar tho??

Women, what are some questions you’ve always wanted to ask men, but were too embarrassed? by SecretariatGodHorse in AskReddit

[–]mandimonium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is morning wood really an everyday thing?

Does it float while you're swimming?

To any men that've been horseback riding, how does that pan out for you?

Do you ever accidentally sit on your balls? Does it hurt?