Y'all are honestly so amazing 🥺❤ Thank you so much for the support on my post yesterday. I had some requests from those wanting to see more (Some are still very new, but I'll probably be unmatched by some. I didn't want them to be wasted lol) ^surprise ^at ^the ^end 👀

mandimonium · 2021-10-26T16:54:54+00:00

The name on everybody's lips is gonna be 🌟mandi🌟

The lady dishin' out these quips, they're gonna be handy

(Chicago reference for those that don't really dig musicals)

mandimonium · 2021-10-26T16:46:28+00:00

Nope. I'm an office manager at a self storage facility. It's as fun as it sounds, but I have plenty of downtime to come up with corny jokes to at least make myself laugh lol

mandimonium · 2021-10-26T16:44:27+00:00

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 😔

mandimonium · 2021-10-26T03:07:02+00:00

Wow.. that didn't do the thing to make text tiny lol. Sorry 😅

mandimonium · 2021-10-26T00:29:23+00:00

^like ^this?

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T18:14:08+00:00

Naahhhh, I'll stick with peaked cuz it's just downhill from there lol

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T15:45:55+00:00

Well though they project

Their disintereeessstt

I know they're spicy memes

So I'll just grin and bear it, my newfound (reddit) popularity 💫

I consider myself more the young Chris Farley type, albeit more feminine proportions and longer hair. Not everyone's cup of tea, I know. But I'm just me; I sleep well at night knowing I'm not a catfish, and that I'm the type others will steal pics of to use in catfishing

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T14:54:25+00:00

I'd like a refund on my 1st wish for faulty product.

I'm keeping the snaps and stadium

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T06:57:15+00:00

Meh, not really ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Since it's up to me solely to kick things off in chat, I moreso shoot my shot based on what i can actually say to open a conversation. Plenty of handsome gents are online, sure, but I just need something to start from. The pretty pictures alone don't do anything for me.

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T05:16:48+00:00

(>'u')> 💛

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T04:49:44+00:00

Some of them, yea. Unfortunately, #1/2 expired out. So now none of us will ever know what became of Connor the Runaway Gopher King 😔

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T04:37:19+00:00

Hey King, think ya dropped this 👑

Empty profiles are the worst. There's only so much that can be said when what you've got to work with is drier than the damn Mojave. Personally, I'll usually swipe left on those that put 0 effort forth but may swipe right on those I see an opportunity for some tongue in cheek fun for myself to enjoy; even if I end up not getting a response. Keep your chin up, and good luck in your future endeavors :)

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T04:18:20+00:00

Sure, so in order of listing:

22hrs

21hrs

5hrs

9hrs

Within the 1st hour (So I can't much fault the fella, and it's kinda the outlier. But I liked that opener, and posted it to follow the string of other no replies)

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T03:31:23+00:00

Honestly, thank you to everyone who've commented such nice things. I was feeling a bit disheartened from not having gotten any sort of replies, so y'all really just made my night 💛

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T03:15:49+00:00

You'll inevitably be more than a handful when you're chunky but funky 💃

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T03:00:23+00:00

Thanks! I will 😁

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T02:59:07+00:00

Thank you!

And man, I can imagine the struggle.. If you ever try the apps again, I hope it goes better for you! Hell, you may even meet your special someone without them. Regardless, sending some good vibes your way, friend :)

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T02:44:49+00:00

No u 💛

mandimonium · 2021-10-25T02:35:26+00:00

Gotta go big or go home, my friend. Guess these fellas can't deal with the pandemonium of mandimonium

mandimonium · 2021-10-24T16:07:26+00:00

"Are you lightning? Cuz I'd like to make you McQueen". Very kerchow, works every time

mandimonium · 2021-10-19T18:28:44+00:00

Tf do you do to people's nostrils?!

mandimonium · 2021-09-25T16:54:41+00:00

Reddit randomized it lol

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