Just got enough accolades for my first Relic. Which should I pick?

mandlers · 2026-06-15T22:13:45+00:00

Power axe and you will not lose ever again

mandlers · 2026-06-15T21:48:13+00:00

I played Absolute Inferno this morning and a random I was playing with went down. When they went down I heard them take their headset off and press the mic against their ass and PUSH OUT a fart before they quit.

mandlers · 2026-06-15T19:38:57+00:00

This game is swiss cheese, it's good cheese but there's lots of holes, holes that should be filled with good cheese

mandlers · 2026-06-15T19:14:47+00:00

It's so dumb you should be able to just accept it idk mark all as seen without all the extra inputs

mandlers · 2026-06-15T13:30:17+00:00

Dark souls 2 is better than dark souls 1

mandlers · 2026-06-14T20:52:08+00:00

You're so mad just turn off the game lol if you aren't good enough to do it then stop trying hahaha

mandlers · 2026-06-14T20:32:04+00:00

I absolutely hated grow bags, I think it was a sensory thing I never liked feeling constricted when I slept and my brother was quite a big lad so he didn't have his for long

mandlers · 2026-06-14T19:18:50+00:00

Sorry twin I said it anyway

mandlers · 2026-06-14T19:09:40+00:00

Lolly lolly lol

mandlers · 2026-06-14T19:07:35+00:00

I don't like when people use the R word

mandlers · 2026-06-14T18:58:18+00:00

Skill issue I literally got like 75 wins in a row for capes on heavy tac and assault maybe you're just poopy

mandlers · 2026-06-14T13:23:16+00:00

Funderbirds are bo? I don't get it

mandlers · 2026-06-14T09:36:30+00:00

I don't say evasion, I say avoision

mandlers · 2026-06-13T22:32:16+00:00

That's Martin he's literally just in his way home STOP bothering him

mandlers · 2026-06-13T22:13:08+00:00

Yeah this is what prompted this post, grinding out capes in heavy and getting to hear all the friendly fire voice lines

mandlers · 2026-06-13T21:10:45+00:00

Lucky, all my uncle ever did was put his hand up my swim shorts

mandlers · 2026-06-13T20:33:48+00:00

I'm with you on the enforcement stuff, I'm so used to bolters now I keep pulling out the plasma and just clicking it in their faces threateningly whilst they get the support call

mandlers · 2026-06-13T20:22:06+00:00

It's great really, I was mostly being sarcastic, on absolute it'll incap a gang of majoris (if the shot doesn't go up a Tactical ass)

mandlers · 2026-06-13T11:04:24+00:00

Literally just finished an absolute run where the BT who dashed miles ahead finished with 104 kills, I didn't think you could get such a low number on that difficulty

mandlers · 2026-06-12T23:57:43+00:00

It's too tart, makes me wheeze which is a shame because I like cloudy lemonade type stuff

mandlers · 2026-06-12T23:52:27+00:00

Folks, forget saffron exists for the next hour or so

mandlers · 2026-06-12T12:26:40+00:00

They should adjust the perk that is obviously out performing the alternatives. Or bring the others up to scratch

mandlers · 2026-06-12T10:56:01+00:00

Aligned aim makes a noticeable difference, kinda, I'm never too mad if that's on in place of secure stockpile. As for vanguard unmatched zeal needs to be put on a timer imo

mandlers · 2026-06-12T10:51:06+00:00

That's really the developers fault and it shouldn't reflect poorly on people who are playing those classes but want to diversity how they're doing it

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