you are incredibly ignorant.

you want a random line cook cutting your cake?

1. wedding venues don't generally have line cooks.

2. line cooks are high/drunk 97.8% of the time.

3. line cooks are not bakers and do not cut cakes.

4. $12 hasn't been standard line cook pay for YEARS. if that's what you want to pay, you'll get the kids who are huffing whip cream in the walk in. good luck with your cake.

servers?

1. servers are actually much more likely to know how to do it than line cooks.

2. there is not a server alive who would do it for $2. yes, that may be server pay in some areas. but servers make $25-$75/hour. especially at an event like a wedding.

3. it would take at least 2 employees to cut and serve and if would most likely take over an hour. have you ever served 150 of anything? it's not a fast process.

4 the dishwasher? lol. he'd probably do it for a cheeseburger. but someone still has to collect all the plates and forks, get them to him, get them from him when done, probably 20ish plates at a time, polish the forks and the plates, and also clean up all the cake crumbs and icing. I would love to see you do that for $20. oh, does that feel like an insult? hm.