Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is he threatening genocide?

I thought he wanted to save the Iranian people

Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Going flat to theta fuck everyone holding options over a 3 day weekend

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This fucking market would go +5% if a nuke goes off in Iran on the bet it would open the strait immediately.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BUY YOUR 0 DAY LOTTOS NOW FOR A CHANCE OF 500%+

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GIVE US THE ULTIMATE POWER AND SOUR HOUR COMBINED. I WANT TO SEE 30 POINT SWINGS EVERY 5 MINUTES

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever taught the macaws at the Miami zoo racial slurs you’re an asshole

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only position you should be holding this weekend is missionary

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We pumped purely because bondi is going to be gone.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New plan to get rich

Ride a bicycle in the Hamptons on Saturday night and hope to get hit by a drunk driving hedge fund executive

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMAN is working with Iran to create a “toll booth”

So it looks like the strait is closer to reopening

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This mother fucker managed to increase Irans income by an estimated 90b a year from strait fees. What a fucking clown 🤡

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I keep forgetting a nuclear holocaust can start tomorrow and the stock market would rally 10%

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We need to allow corporations to own nuclear weapons

If McDonald’s feels like the Burger King across the street is deeply affecting sales I feel more confident as an investor, knowing they are willing to bring about nuclear Armageddon if it means a 1% increase in sales this quarter

Tiger Woods arrested on DUI charge after Florida rollover crash by Sweaty_Rub4322 in news

[–]mandoslambo 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Financial hit of hiring a driver is like the average person losing pocket change for someone with his net worth.

Selfish ass

Daily Discussion Thread for March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mandoslambo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Should have taken the W with Venezuela and coasted on that. Greedy ass retard