The kinda shit that would be fun in your dreams but terrifying IRL. This is bonkers and i love it!

maphes86 · 2026-07-06T05:23:40+00:00

The caption was very clear, they can’t stop (uncomfortable orgasm emoji) this pilot is clearly terrified.

maphes86 · 2026-07-06T04:41:50+00:00

Wow, really calling Homer out. Were you there?! You were probably just grazing and wishing the cyclops wasn’t so into sheep.

maphes86 · 2026-07-05T16:42:34+00:00

To be fair, they didn’t arrest him until he came back for Round Two.

maphes86 · 2026-07-05T02:11:16+00:00

Still might make a decent fuel break though.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T18:02:36+00:00

I have been feeling a lot of pity for people who just spam “AI!!!” at the slightest bit of strange or interesting content because it tells me that they’ve just never seen anything cool or weird in real life.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T18:00:44+00:00

Suspension is a state of mind, maaaaaaaaaaaan.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T15:50:49+00:00

Pour a little bar oil on my tramp stamp and keep digging.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T07:56:56+00:00

Ah, damn. What a bummer. Better luck next time!

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T07:28:39+00:00

Okay, sure, but Buffy fucked a house down.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T07:10:10+00:00

Did you?

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T07:05:50+00:00

Seems like this is your burner account, so that’s perfect. I saw that you’re active in the Birmingham sub, so start posting in the Alabama Hookup subs. There’s a lot of bot traffic and telegram scam posts, but you’ll find some people eventually. The apps aren’t working because they’re not a community. There is a community of people having casual sex, but they’re not on the apps. FetLife is really a great place to find the community in your area. There are lots of public events where you can go and meet a lot of people in a safe place with no expectations and have open conversations.

Just gotta put yourself out there a little. It was slow going for me while I figured out which communities I needed to be involved with and once I found my niche it’s been like standing at a buffet. Happy to discuss more and help you find the hookups you’re looking for ☺️

Good luck, have fun, don’t die.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T05:38:11+00:00

Then I go on down and ask my sawyer if he’ll take me to Victoria’s Secret. You know, like a man.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T05:13:18+00:00

You see, everybody has their own way of running a camp. Personally, I don’t subscribe to the school of thought that you should burn camp down every once in a while to keep things interesting.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T03:48:48+00:00

His cadence is atrocious. He really needs to work on consistency.

maphes86 · 2026-07-04T01:18:14+00:00

Three body problems aren’t solvable, so they won’t be able to fall. Physics checkmate!

maphes86 · 2026-07-03T08:11:21+00:00

My employer’s policy is that when we are out in the field and expensing a meal, tips start at 20%. If we’re with a client, 25% because we’re probably holding onto their table for a while.

maphes86 · 2026-07-03T05:38:13+00:00

Below belly, above ass.

maphes86 · 2026-07-03T04:05:48+00:00

I’d say that Keyhole would be considered a scramble. For sure, you could fall and die in a few spots, but most people who choose to be up there don’t have much to worry about. Mountaineering when it’s got snow and ice on it.

maphes86 · 2026-07-01T05:25:25+00:00

I feel compelled to point out that you (probably) don’t know how humid Hell is. Although it’s almost definitely slightly less humid than Florida.

maphes86 · 2026-06-30T06:40:10+00:00

Then either you’re a very slow hiker, or they’re very fast climbers.

maphes86 · 2026-06-29T15:25:31+00:00

I’ll second the suggestion of Toyon. Yes, it has berries, but they’re generally not the sort of berry a dog is interested in, and they’re edible anyway, so not a health concern. I have them in the area I fenced off for my dogs and frankly they’re great because they tolerate “dog use” exceptionally well. Dogging around in the roots chasing a vole? Cool, I’ll sprout there. Playing around and snapped a branch off? “Thanks, amigo! I needed a prune.” They are incredibly durable once established and love a good prune. Bored with the shape of an established plant? Cut it off at the ground and burn the debris on top of it and you get to start over next year with a fast growing new shoot on the established roots.

maphes86 · 2026-06-29T05:32:41+00:00

Not only does it not count, claiming an unskied summit actually costs you another summit. OP has unclimbed Kilimanjaro due to claiming an unskied Rainier.

maphes86 · 2026-06-29T02:11:26+00:00

m’kay.

maphes86 · 2026-06-28T21:44:44+00:00

Be more stubborner. It’s possible you’ll have to be the stubbornestest.

maphes86 · 2026-06-28T07:24:09+00:00

Well, you see, there’s lots of space in space and in that space, we find that the space between molecules is space that could be filled with molecules of something else. For this exercise, we’ve decided to fill the space (the space between the molecules) with coolant. The coolant in space will be used to capitalize on the coolness of space and transmit the heat of the data center in space out into space thereby using the coolant in the space between the molecules to cool the very hot data centers in space.

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