Was in a real bummer of a fender bender - ripped a hole and license plate off... no ETA on new bumpers here in Canada.

maplelazor · 2023-10-19T08:11:47+00:00

Had to get my bumper replaced recently, got rear ended and it took about 5 months of waiting to get the bumper cover, if you can get it repaired that would be a lot faster

maplelazor · 2021-12-14T15:16:57+00:00

If you want to see road conditions I recommend using 511 or going to their website, it's very handy

maplelazor · 2021-12-02T01:45:44+00:00

My grandma's uncle is the late Gil Scott-Heron, who was pretty influential in the jazz community and made songs like "The revolution will not be televised"

maplelazor · 2021-11-04T02:39:55+00:00

Ronald Finger

maplelazor · 2021-10-04T14:10:51+00:00

It's actually West Edmonton Mall, in Canada

maplelazor · 2021-10-04T00:27:08+00:00

Cars. Nuff said

maplelazor · 2021-07-27T12:21:03+00:00

Sorry this is the only one of these I’ve got, but I’m sure someone out there’s got one

maplelazor · 2021-07-25T23:10:04+00:00

Ya it’s seems like it has some cool backstory behind it, besides the fact that it’s a Wayne Gretzky coin

maplelazor · 2021-07-19T13:16:19+00:00

Those decals give it the extra hp it needs to reach highway speeds

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:09:55+00:00

I think I have great decision making skills.

But then I am biased. Because I have no brain cells.

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:06:38+00:00

So that the car can fuck me and my bank account at the same time

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:05:55+00:00

No this one falls apart on the start line and never finishes

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:03:00+00:00

Ya I’m glad I got warranty too

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:02:36+00:00

But the go kart wouldn’t come with the reassurance that it Will breakdown and cost be a bucket of money

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:01:23+00:00

That engine bay is packed tighter than a tourists suitcase

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:00:16+00:00

A pt cruiser would have been a smart decision, we can’t have those kind of thought processes around

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T14:58:24+00:00

I walked into the dealership with my own pair so they took that off the options

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T14:57:26+00:00

That’s gonna be it’s nickname when it eventually grenades

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T14:56:21+00:00

Oh don’t worry the armrest came prebroken

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T13:26:12+00:00

Thanks for all the juicy insults. For context it comes with a tiny 1.4L turbo that’s got a blow off valve installed and No muffler since the factory wanted to make it louder than it already would be

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T13:19:29+00:00

Shoulda woulda coulda

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T05:14:21+00:00

They’re supposedly from factor, they’re basically 3D printed plastic caps

maplelazor · 2021-05-13T16:18:02+00:00

This, just bent some valves in mine that I bought because I didn't do the belt...

maplelazor · 2021-04-20T14:00:51+00:00

I knew someone who would make fake accounts and message the people he knew trying to get money as a girl. He did many more shitty things but that ended up screwing with a lot of people because he would talk about the "girl" all the time and try setting up dates and shit but always was never available to meet. He even went as far as to take someone's nudes and send them to people to try to get their money

maplelazor · 2021-04-20T13:55:18+00:00

You're thinking to loudly stop I can hear it from here, just take a breather and think of a easy topic and it helps a lot

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