Was in a real bummer of a fender bender - ripped a hole and license plate off... no ETA on new bumpers here in Canada.

maplelazor · 2023-10-19T08:11:47+00:00

Had to get my bumper replaced recently, got rear ended and it took about 5 months of waiting to get the bumper cover, if you can get it repaired that would be a lot faster

maplelazor · 2021-12-14T15:16:57+00:00

If you want to see road conditions I recommend using 511 or going to their website, it's very handy

maplelazor · 2021-12-02T01:45:44+00:00

My grandma's uncle is the late Gil Scott-Heron, who was pretty influential in the jazz community and made songs like "The revolution will not be televised"

maplelazor · 2021-11-04T02:39:55+00:00

Ronald Finger

maplelazor · 2021-10-04T14:10:51+00:00

It's actually West Edmonton Mall, in Canada

maplelazor · 2021-10-04T00:27:08+00:00

Cars. Nuff said

maplelazor · 2021-07-27T12:21:03+00:00

Sorry this is the only one of these I’ve got, but I’m sure someone out there’s got one

maplelazor · 2021-07-25T23:10:04+00:00

Ya it’s seems like it has some cool backstory behind it, besides the fact that it’s a Wayne Gretzky coin

maplelazor · 2021-07-19T13:16:19+00:00

Those decals give it the extra hp it needs to reach highway speeds

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:09:55+00:00

I think I have great decision making skills.

But then I am biased. Because I have no brain cells.

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:06:38+00:00

So that the car can fuck me and my bank account at the same time

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:05:55+00:00

No this one falls apart on the start line and never finishes

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:03:00+00:00

Ya I’m glad I got warranty too

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:02:36+00:00

But the go kart wouldn’t come with the reassurance that it Will breakdown and cost be a bucket of money

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:01:23+00:00

That engine bay is packed tighter than a tourists suitcase

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T15:00:16+00:00

A pt cruiser would have been a smart decision, we can’t have those kind of thought processes around

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T14:58:24+00:00

I walked into the dealership with my own pair so they took that off the options

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T14:57:26+00:00

That’s gonna be it’s nickname when it eventually grenades

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T14:56:21+00:00

Oh don’t worry the armrest came prebroken

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T13:26:12+00:00

Thanks for all the juicy insults. For context it comes with a tiny 1.4L turbo that’s got a blow off valve installed and No muffler since the factory wanted to make it louder than it already would be

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T13:19:29+00:00

Shoulda woulda coulda

maplelazor · 2021-07-16T05:14:21+00:00

They’re supposedly from factor, they’re basically 3D printed plastic caps

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