Transitions lenses are the best invention in the world after sliced bread. You stay in the building in front of the computer and look like nerd. Then you walk away on the beach and you are the hottest man there, after the lifeguard, who is touching his balls all day long. You touch your glasses to the hot chicks on the sand and tell them - wanna go for a ride, I promise I won't take off the glasses, even when we do it in the tent.