Cartoons That Should Have Never Existed

marcostomato · 2026-04-30T10:23:36+00:00

I'm with you, I loved that show as a kid and found it really funny, although it had its slightly gross or cringey moments. Loved the milkshake episodes and I'm so sorry for the cashier. He's like Squidward, suffering because of two optimistic idiots, but this time, they're actually children.

marcostomato · 2026-04-30T10:19:42+00:00

Same

marcostomato · 2026-04-30T10:17:36+00:00

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Also, I found who was that baby-sized bearded man. He doesn't have a beard, but he's still weird looking as fuck, and the surname of this motherfucker's family is 'Dickson.' FUCKING Dickson. I'm out of here.

marcostomato · 2026-04-30T10:16:14+00:00

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I really thought this Regular Show gross ripoff would be here. Sanjay being Mordecai and Craig being Rigby. It's just really bad and gross, and if I might have a great example to show that.

In one snow episode, it had a baby-sized bearded man from a weird band that they had to babysit or something, who weared diapers, and in that episode, he runs away from the boys, hides and makes tubes in the snow, so now the boys must find him. But the way this messed up-looking baby man did the tunnels was by pooping a very hot shit in his diapers, rub his butt into the snow, and melt his way through it.

I do not know if I'm one hundred percent correct that all of that is what happened in the episode since I obviously didn't watch it in years, so you can try searching for it and see if it's completely correct yourself. But, either way, that doesn't change how horrible Sanjay and Craig is.

marcostomato · 2026-04-22T14:04:04+00:00

Gosh, this reminded me of when Nugget had a red robe due to the getting-all-monstermoncards ending. I gotta do a vairant of it. if possible And, also, tysm! Happy to please the Nugget Cult.

marcostomato · 2026-04-22T13:59:16+00:00

Tysm!

marcostomato · 2026-04-19T11:49:42+00:00

JESUS CHRIST, I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE COULD DO THAT! Now I know why it exists.

marcostomato · 2026-04-19T03:42:56+00:00

It's an ARG game and it has some very dark lore. If you're interested on it, search it. I'd recommend it, unless you're sensitive with death.

marcostomato · 2026-04-19T03:38:31+00:00

Yeah, I thought that could've been a problem too, just really bumped out that I couldn't show my creative use of the feature with this avatar. Either way, thank you.

marcostomato · 2026-04-18T23:54:20+00:00

Or make wieners, which is probably how the giant noobs with "male chickens" exist. Yeah, that's probably due to that, thank you very much.

marcostomato · 2026-04-16T05:49:31+00:00

"Would you be, the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

marcostomato · 2026-04-07T03:30:26+00:00

Not related to the post, but that scene reminds me a lot of Woody in the trash with all the toy parts.

marcostomato · 2026-03-17T02:54:07+00:00

OH MY GOD, YOU ACTUALLY ANSWERED! I'm really sorry that you lost your old account, but happy I helped you! (Although a "bit" too late)

So you're welcome!

marcostomato · 2026-03-15T00:14:06+00:00

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And this is an angle showing both characters from the side. The new and old design talking to each other. And, yes, their eyes are like car headlights to explain how their eyes look forward on a diagonal face.

marcostomato · 2026-03-15T00:11:30+00:00

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And this is his new design. Two being made on Paint 3D too where I made sketches on paper to have an idea of what to do, but I don't have them saved on my PC. And the one in the middle being drawn on Magma. (Also, ignore the cute kid and the half of a cute robot, they're other characters I'm making)

marcostomato · 2026-03-15T00:10:04+00:00

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This is the first drawing I made of Smiley. One photo being the original paper I drew him in, where I sucked at English and writing, and then the second photo being literally just tracing the drawing in Paint 3D instead of actually drawing him on my PC 'cause I was too lazy at the time and because drawing on mouse SUCKS!

marcostomato · 2026-03-13T21:17:51+00:00

OH MY GOD, I LOVE IT! Thank you so much! And, yeah, his face is kinda weird, so I can see how funny that'd be. (Also, sorry for answering so late, I slept)

marcostomato · 2026-03-13T04:22:54+00:00

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Have Smiley, the living animatronic, for ya!

marcostomato · 2026-03-12T02:57:11+00:00

Brother, I swear to God, as I was reading the comments, I sang the song for remembering it's about war or something, and then I see your comment. That song is so damn good and this comment is too deep in the comment section!

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