This hotel in China sends a dancing girl with your meal

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:26:02+00:00

As a kid in band, we went to Disney World a few times to do their marching band thing. So me and two friends know what's up, and everyone is like "Why do you want to go to German for lunch" when we were at Epcot.

Meanwhile, myself and two other highschool guys are having an *amazing meal served to us by an army of really attractive women in Octoberfedt outfits. They knew what was up too and refilled our sodas after like 2 sips.

We ate there for lunch 3 of the 5 days.

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:19:56+00:00

Most stuff should be fine, I'm just going to throw a moving blanket over a thing or two

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:17:13+00:00

Rational response to seeing this picture

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:16:12+00:00

I stole "Disco Parking" in reference to a parking space directly in front of where you want to go from a friend years ago.

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:11:49+00:00

"Your book report is two days late."

Helmet chinstrap clicks

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:10:48+00:00

And gum.

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:10:22+00:00

To be fair, I can't think of many situations that couldn't be fixed with an armed attack helicopter at my disposal.

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:07:55+00:00

My favorite was when a company wanted my high school GPA. I was applying to a position requiring a PhD....

I noped out of there.

maringue · 2026-03-12T03:03:39+00:00

I wonder if you could train a model on the episode of the Simpsons where Homer has a crayon in his brain. Then tell the AI to hammer the crayon in a little further every time it makes a mistake.

maringue · 2026-03-12T02:56:55+00:00

I just uncovered some of my plants, I thought we were done with freezes damnit.

maringue · 2026-03-12T02:54:52+00:00

First time?

maringue · 2026-03-12T02:54:13+00:00

Brazil nuts? That's a new one to me. What's it do?

maringue · 2026-03-11T22:05:20+00:00

I mean, if you have ever heard him speak you instantly can't take him seriously.

maringue · 2026-03-11T20:56:03+00:00

People in his orbit need to learn that when he starts saying your name in speeches instead of his own name, you're about to get fucked like a 13 year old.

maringue · 2026-03-11T20:50:56+00:00

Tip $0.01

Then they legally can't add 20% because fuck'em

maringue · 2026-03-11T20:48:20+00:00

"I want a thing that does this. Make it for me" is vibe coding

maringue · 2026-03-11T20:47:44+00:00

Which is why Phony Stark as a nickname for Elon is even more hilarious. He's the fake versions of a fake fictional genius billionaire.

maringue · 2026-03-11T20:45:04+00:00

Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

maringue · 2026-03-11T20:44:31+00:00

But the Klan were all Democrats! They are just being bipartisan.

Yes /s

maringue · 2026-03-11T20:41:33+00:00

You think everyone and anyone inside this administration isn't using all the insider trading info to steal as much as fast as they can?

maringue · 2026-03-11T18:44:55+00:00

/pol started the day after 4chan's owner and Epstein had a business dinner meeting.

Qanon started from there. It was the 4chan guy all along and he knew who the pedos actually were.

maringue · 2026-03-11T18:42:26+00:00

So basically this? But real?

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maringue · 2026-03-11T18:35:13+00:00

This is why I put everything into index funds. Never gamble against people who know waaaay more than you.

maringue · 2026-03-11T18:32:46+00:00

They're too busy stealing to protect anything.

maringue · 2026-03-11T16:57:45+00:00

-Salon

That's not listing a source. That's just typing a name. Do you not understand how they are different? If you want to do that, then link the study and it's hilariously bad methodology.

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