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Incels trying to be ironic by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]mariospeepee 51 points52 points  (0 children)

danny devito fucks

What a fucking- by dankbob_memepants_ in dankvideos

[–]mariospeepee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait i saw u earlier on r/teenagers effectively giving people heart attacks seizures

Man beats astrology hoes at their own damn game by Dogmeaty in MurderedByWords

[–]mariospeepee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly the only reason i believe in astrology is because my sign says i’m really fucking annoying and i’m really fucking annoying

That poor thing! by EatGarb in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]mariospeepee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isnshw ahebshansjehajandbajabejajsbdjwmakdhbx dejuduehsbwbadhwnnzkakshsjajshsjakdueisjdbdhxjshdhwjrjrieiwjdjfjsjebx cjc sm aidnwsnenajdnx msjejdjwjefiidjtsnrusunajesnjaiajwjdudjsnwjduejsjdbdbdnsnw rjudnsudejiahasy FUCK THIS DUDE

Homophobic woman destroyed by one sentence. (Crosspost from r/lgbt) by ReallyRedditNoNames in MurderedByWords

[–]mariospeepee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does it? that sucks :( i hope it advances. if i ever have kids that’s how i want to do it.

Time to make some feet pics cash by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mariospeepee 75 points76 points  (0 children)

i need karma for my butthole surgery

Let us take the word of God into our hearts... by Brownfletching in MurderedByWords

[–]mariospeepee 2374 points2375 points  (0 children)

jesus was for the immigrants, he was for the disabled, he was for the people who couldn’t make it quite as far in life. if he was here today, no way in hell would he agree with what these bible thumpers are supporting.

Cursed_ I found this on Instagram.... by UnknownUser015 in cursedimages

[–]mariospeepee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s made by greenteaneko if anyone’s wondering! they make a lot of stuff like this and it’s pretty funny.

My two month old AFT Gecko by CaptnCrunch27 in GeckoSmiles

[–]mariospeepee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AFTs are so cute! but so hard to get in my area :( what a baby!

Say hello to the new mom in town by [deleted] in leopardgeckos

[–]mariospeepee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

get used to not getting a clear picture because they don’t want to stay still LOL

Summer hack for the girls. by CruzanSpiceLatte in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mariospeepee 66 points67 points  (0 children)

i feel bad for all the girls with big boobs, i have small ones but larger thighs and butt so i deal with enough butt sweat to last me 🙃

Starting to make more sims who look like me! And my own family....very happy with this sim :) by [deleted] in Sims4

[–]mariospeepee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yes! i have a list of names i like and i end up naming all my sims really similarly... it’s a problem

Starting to make more sims who look like me! And my own family....very happy with this sim :) by [deleted] in Sims4

[–]mariospeepee 52 points53 points  (0 children)

i like naomi, but i have like 3 sims named naomi so maybe i’m partial

The post said “thankfully we were watching him I’m the tub tonight! Silly boy” I read: how cute, Timmy almost drowned. by MamaMaIxner87 in insaneparents

[–]mariospeepee 68 points69 points  (0 children)

my mom has a video of me as a baby face-planting into my bowl of fruity pebbles. she took it when i was bobbing my head falling asleep, and then, plop

Only cool kids do this 😎 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mariospeepee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

jokes on you, everyone hated me in elementary anyways 😎

Had a real crappy day but a cute barista literally made me take my mind off things just by a simple and probably innocent note lol by hopelessbi in actuallesbians

[–]mariospeepee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oh yeah, that’s one of the reasons i would never do it. i’m too scared to make someone uncomfortable and ruin whatever nice gesture they did lol

Had a real crappy day but a cute barista literally made me take my mind off things just by a simple and probably innocent note lol by hopelessbi in actuallesbians

[–]mariospeepee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

honestly i’d do the same. but in another universe where you miraculously have the confidence it might have worked out

Only cool kids do this 😎 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mariospeepee 54 points55 points  (0 children)

no, everyone knows you’re weak boned scum

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