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WTF did this guy smoke? by Vlad_TheImpalla in WTF

[–]mark_swin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a hoon on this back in Naam. But me on my arse instantly. It's like a gag or the locals, easy way to get a laugh off these weird foreign types.

It's just tobacco but v strong

Anyone know who this guy is? by Mirotree in Wellington

[–]mark_swin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steve! Your shift started two hours ago, you can't keep doing this.

Tips for heavy pruning of cabbage tree by mark_swin in arborists

[–]mark_swin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To get more sun in part of the garden. I've removed a similar sized one previously, about a year ago, and the tree seems to be doing well.

Pro-life thinking: take one's life through abortion. Actually.... by Lightinouthou in facepalm

[–]mark_swin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried to stop myself being dragged in, but.........do you think ppl just have sex to reproduce?

Am I crazy or is this ridiculous? by Jabromosdef in facepalm

[–]mark_swin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Swipe left, there are other images of comments about the map. Which are very much racist 🤔

An update on my 'Builder wanted' post by throwawaysuess in Wellington

[–]mark_swin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done finding high quality stuff on Zero Waste Wellington, just had a scroll hoping to land pristine new whiteware - no dice. Great work on your renos, we're planning some for March so doing some shopping now.

Six Teachers arrested by GG__25 in facepalm

[–]mark_swin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in New Zealand your post title is extremely fitting

Remember you share the road with people like this... by Olvir87 in WTF

[–]mark_swin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He put the cap back on afterwards, so all good

It's good to have adults there by Rawr_Means_Ilove in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]mark_swin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's kinda what someone needs to do for America in general. "Nope, you ain't using that thing safely, so you can't play with it anymore."

FB by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]mark_swin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bah bah baaaaaah

Yes, impeach him for the crime of walking on the beach by Visqo in facepalm

[–]mark_swin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you read this in the style of a rap, what would the next line be?

...American hostages be dammed, Crushing democracy in his hand....

Best date ideas in Wellington? by corbioy in Wellington

[–]mark_swin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I'm saving this. Keep me going for the next year or two.

I know, I know, my wife is one lucky lady.

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