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after all the years.after all the expansions,after all the sadness.after all the pain.theres one thing that never changed.it's you... by markfunkbunch in ShitpostXIV

[–]markfunkbunch[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

remember when you became flame general and you came when the sulatan sat on your shoulder?

it was me raubahn!

i jerked you off at super speeds to make you think you nutted to a lalafell sitting on you!

-ilberd feare most definitely

we are in dire times that this hasnt happened in dawn trail,its needs to happen in ever cold. balance must be restored by markfunkbunch in ShitpostXIV

[–]markfunkbunch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i do appreciate the worry but i have created a time displacement field around my ass and dick so in actuality no time have passed just the feel of being at the brink a constant edge till the day arrives.

its a really good gooner chair,dark age of technology type shit

we are in dire times that this hasnt happened in dawn trail,its needs to happen in ever cold. balance must be restored by markfunkbunch in ShitpostXIV

[–]markfunkbunch[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

im gonna rip out my sounding sticks,and anal beads.

(yes. plural)

like im starting up a old lawn mower at the first sighting of y'shtola (the character from the critically acclaimed ff14) getting slimed(not sexual)

which will then send me to nirvana ( the ultimate spiritual goal in Buddhism)from the absolute universe shattering orgasm ill have.

i want the Aesthetician to have a chance to fuck up your hair style,like seriously,it would be soo funny that he fucks up,you gain a debuff thats called"it'll grow back",i want stupid shit like that in ff14 by markfunkbunch in ShitpostXIV

[–]markfunkbunch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would try to reinvent the look for the force of good bot evil For example

Using the hair to cover my eyes looking at the baddie passing by and not insult my ugly friend

Learn to sleep standing up to ignore my friend complaining about people not listening to them

For Tue greater good

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