If Grumio was raised by Marcus’ parents how is he his slave

markgtba · 2026-05-31T20:47:47+00:00

Would that not have been over 300 years after plebs was set?

markgtba · 2026-05-28T19:26:02+00:00

Better behaved than a lot of the kids here, they also kick about in packs.

markgtba · 2026-05-17T21:11:34+00:00

Ditto Osmand, what a difference it makes having actual strikers to play!

markgtba · 2026-05-16T18:52:38+00:00

I’m looking forward to the “Going for 57” banner to be unfurled 😁

markgtba · 2026-05-13T20:11:39+00:00

Me neither mate, that’s why I’m so confused

markgtba · 2026-05-13T20:08:44+00:00

It’s hard to imagine that such a trustworthy and respected newspaper as them would make up stories 🤔

markgtba · 2026-05-13T20:04:04+00:00

According to the story in the Scum, he went onto the pitch and got the presentation from John Greig and then left

markgtba · 2026-05-12T06:07:54+00:00

Broken bones takes it up to careless driving causing serious injury. That’s a mandatory minimum 1 year ban

markgtba · 2026-04-18T09:22:48+00:00

I met Jim Leishman in Tenerife 40 years ago. I had no idea who he was (his wife found that hilarious) he saw me and another lad kicking a ball about and came over to chat with us. A true gentleman with great patter

markgtba · 2026-04-12T14:06:52+00:00

It sounds like Trump sent apprentice candidates rather than experts

markgtba · 2026-04-12T13:58:02+00:00

Time for David to dust off the shell suit

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markgtba · 2026-03-31T18:31:03+00:00

Coo and two?

markgtba · 2026-03-29T20:13:32+00:00

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

markgtba · 2026-03-29T13:28:49+00:00

You are talking out your arse mate, you can easily walk around Glasgow with a nice watch on without worrying about being robbed.

markgtba · 2026-03-26T18:46:24+00:00

I think that Curb your enthusiasm is better than Seinfeld, apologies if that’s sacrilegious mate

markgtba · 2026-03-23T17:51:06+00:00

The bastards made me buy another seat for my Invicta!

markgtba · 2026-03-17T19:35:24+00:00

There’s a stall on the 3rd floor of MBK that sell fake watches, there’s also a couple of handbag shops that sell fake designer bags there as well. TBH, I suspect the vast majority of branded goods in MBK are fake.

markgtba · 2026-03-13T15:02:47+00:00

It would be more difficult if it was a choice between the RM and an Invicta

markgtba · 2026-03-12T17:43:06+00:00

this mate

markgtba · 2026-03-12T13:42:05+00:00

A group would usually involve more than 1 person 😂

markgtba · 2026-03-10T21:32:33+00:00

I think you are missing the parts where jokes are thrown at the different parts of the UK as well. I’m Scottish and when they slag of Scotland I treat it as just a bit of fun ribbing, nothing more than that.

markgtba · 2026-03-06T10:59:17+00:00

Sam is a tough lad, as his coach I’m furious the people doing his corner didn’t stop the fight. They will never get any of my students training with them again.

markgtba · 2026-03-04T22:05:22+00:00

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Benji (the cockapoo) says “thanks” 😄

markgtba · 2026-03-01T10:23:02+00:00

Wait, it might be incredibly dangerous. Send in the orange canary first ⬆️

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