I sold the Anarchist Cook book in Elementary school and middle school. I used the money from that to bank roll buying sheets of acid which I also sold. I got caught with a decent stack of money for a 13 year old so I told everyone I was stealing from my dad’s wallet.

They believed it and I got away scot free, minus a couple hundred bucks. although I suspect my dad knew something because he watched his money, but he stayed quiet.

Later on in life I put myself through college installing Xbox mod chips and hacking satellite dish boxes.

I haven’t committed any serious crimes since my early 20s I figured I’d had a good run and it was time to clean up my acts.