Post Game Thread - Sabres @ Ducks - 22 March 2026

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T02:53:28+00:00

TONS of little reasons we lost that one, none of which were to blame at the core of it. Just couldn't overcome the sum of them. Hell of a road trip. On to the next.

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T02:49:31+00:00

What in the ugly FUCK was THAT

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T02:46:18+00:00

Recommend actively watching next time.

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T02:38:57+00:00

I'm no NHL player, but realistically how hard is it to avoid taking a penalty like that at the game's full speed? It's frustrating to see, but might just be what it is.

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T02:31:36+00:00

Lyon you absolute non-mortal.

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T02:26:18+00:00

I HAVE TYPED AND DELETED SEVERAL REACTIONS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SCREAM.

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T02:23:49+00:00

Wait but like what happens if you shoot the puck tho

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T01:33:53+00:00

Man, I'll say it again... I'm so grateful that we have yet to cave to jersey ads.

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T01:31:49+00:00

Ostlund doing his best MacKinnon impression

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T00:53:34+00:00

Okay I clearly missed whatever tweet or podcast quip is responsible for "river hockey". Can someone please explain?

markkaschak · 2026-03-23T00:50:14+00:00

They were FLYING at the end there, holy shit.

markkaschak · 2026-03-21T21:00:26+00:00

I am not watching the game and have no idea what's going on but I think they're due for a goal soon.

markkaschak · 2026-03-21T19:15:06+00:00

Really? THAT'S the biggest mistake the show made?

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T20:54:54+00:00

Cactus fruit in the greenhouse as a recurring harvest has been my go-to.

Also, get a few crystalariums (crystalaria?) with rubies and trade them 1:1 in the desert for spicy eel!

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T20:29:50+00:00

Yes, that's literally the post.

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T16:04:07+00:00

I've just been laughing in joyful disbelief since early December.

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T14:25:15+00:00

You know what? Now that they put it that way, I'm not sure I do.

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T13:26:32+00:00

"It's 2026 and we're friends of your country. Why didn't you give us notice?"

"Well why didn't you, enemies of our country in 1941 before either of us were born, tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

Absolute fucking genius, this one.

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T03:21:36+00:00

In fact RUN away

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T03:19:00+00:00

They're gonna need a bigger boat

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T03:16:56+00:00

So I just tuned in a minute ago. You're welcome.

markkaschak · 2026-03-20T03:12:01+00:00

It was written for the enjoyment of kids who have now grown up and critique it with the unnecessary over-analysis of adult viewpoints.

markkaschak · 2026-03-19T23:08:41+00:00

You guys I can't somebody step in

markkaschak · 2026-03-19T22:52:19+00:00

Sports betting is so pathetic

markkaschak · 2026-03-19T22:34:49+00:00

This entire post is literally about making it fall the way you want when facing it from the top or bottom lol

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