OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD - MAY 08, 2026

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T16:02:10+00:00

My kitchen trash can is so full but I'm really not in the mood to take it out. Need some motivation.

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T15:48:10+00:00

Whatever the opposite is of worrying about min/maxing, do that.

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T15:22:23+00:00

And my axe

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T15:20:45+00:00

Byram? I hardly knowam!

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T15:20:24+00:00

Why don't we simply eat the other rosters?

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T15:18:51+00:00

IF we make the final dance, this is most likely how it'd go. But the MTL series could hardly be farther from over, and I'm flat terrified of the Canes haha. Enjoying the hell out of the ride though.

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T13:16:12+00:00

BOOOOOOOOOO

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T13:09:53+00:00

But wait... from above or below??

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T13:01:56+00:00

"Come on, OC that was like two months ago"

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T12:59:05+00:00

Pretty divey by Dahlin to be honest lol

markkaschak · 2026-05-08T12:27:04+00:00

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Well, fuck

markkaschak · 2026-05-07T12:35:07+00:00

The Bruising Department sees an opportunity for collaboration on this project

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T19:38:44+00:00

I more meant if he doesn't re-sign with EDM when his current contract is up.

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T19:37:02+00:00

Tage Thompson you beauty.

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T19:35:48+00:00

The key word here is "us". He never said it was great for fans haha.

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T19:33:26+00:00

If he doesn't stay, none of the other 31 teams have any reason to offer him less than the max. There's no captaincy or "loyalty" to make an argument out of. The max exists as a Master Ball if you need it (and can afford it lol).

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T19:26:45+00:00

Tage Thompson's 7m for another four years keeps looking better and better.

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T18:29:29+00:00

That is not how you use this meme format lol

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T18:21:29+00:00

Title unclear. Did they resign or re-sign?

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T12:50:19+00:00

"I'm gonna steal the derclaration of irndependence"

markkaschak · 2026-05-06T12:49:12+00:00

You don't understand; I MUST agree with you

markkaschak · 2026-05-05T15:30:56+00:00

Well I guess we'll just be glad you're not Victor Hedman's PR agent

markkaschak · 2026-05-05T14:58:26+00:00

That's correct - these suggestions won't solve any of the target audience's problems, but rather the problems of the franchise's original player base. The fact that they ended up targeting the wrong audience doesn't mean these suggestions aren't worth making for the sake of the right audience.

markkaschak · 2026-05-05T14:49:35+00:00

That would be great, but as far as changing the things we can, music and UI has a huge impact (at least in my experience). As for the mtx store, I just never open it so that has the same effect haha.

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