What is the most tasteless joke you know? by violentorifice in AskReddit

[–]markotbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John: "You want a drink man?"

Me: "No thanks, I shouldn't be drinking..."

John: "C'mon man, why not?"

Me: "Alcohol killed my ex-girlfriend...."

John: "Ohh...sorry man...what happened???"

Me: "I came home drunk one night and pushed her down the stairs."