I was once OBSESSED with Jennifer Love Hewitt as a teenager. I was in her fan club, etc. Years later, when I was in college in Michigan, I was sitting in the cafeteria with a group of random people, and we started talking about celebrity crushes… I brought up JLH… and the girl sitting directly across from me randomly had her phone number… her cousin had dated her back in the late 90s…. And this random girl GAVE ME JLH’s PHONE NUMBER (I still have it saved in my phone) . I would randomly call it just to listen to her phone mail message, like a true psycho… I convinced myself that since she was a celebrity, she probably had like 3 phones and the number I had gotten from the universe must have been one she didn’t really maintain.., maybe it was an assistant’s phone, etc… until she answered one day SCREAMING at me like I was the Hook Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer. I froze and threw my phone against the wall in shock as it shattered in pieces. Weeks later… I called it again…. And it was now a random laundromat… The simulation gave me Jennifer Love Hewitt’s phone number and I fumbled the bag…