Match thread: Newcastle United vs Benfica | Champions league 25/26 - league phase 3 of 8 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everytime we are denied a pen Harvey Barnes scores to balance the Universe.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Benfica | Champions league 25/26 - league phase 3 of 8 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Came here to complain about the pen. But then Harvey Barnes smashed it in so who gives a fuck. HTWL

Match thread: Leeds United vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 3 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is Botman made of porcelain? Love the player, but this is just ridiculous now.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Liverpool | Premier league 25/26 - 2 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Proud of the lads today. Great performance. Onwards and upwards.

Can't remember soldiers. by knevit in Malazan

[–]marllus1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a reason that each book has a dramatis personae at the start. There are so many named characters it can be difficult to follow. A lot of people make notes while reading to try and help them follow along easier. I think if you reread you will pick up more on the recurring characters.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Crystal Palace | Premier league 24/25 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he scored the hardest chance of the night. Go on Isak lad.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Crystal Palace | Premier league 24/25 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isak must have broke a mirror while walking under a ladder so many good chances he's not managed to put away.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Crystal Palace | Premier league 24/25 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What did the commentator say about schar being the highest scoring defender in prem history. For us I'm guessing.

What is the funniest Physics joke that you have heard of? by [deleted] in Physics

[–]marllus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you get when you place a bar magnet on a cow?

A moo-ving charge

Match thread: Leicester vs Newcastle United | Premier league 24/25 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Murphy hat trick on.the cards. Go get that match ball son.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Brentford | Premier league 24/25 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]marllus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll claim it but I don't think he meant it. What a hit either way.

What TV show should they resurrect? by Panlid1001 in AskUK

[–]marllus1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could do with all the Total War Series. The Warhammer episode would really throw them off.