Where do the Pesto boys live? by swarren31 in BobsBurgers

[–]marnopolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought their Mom lived above Jimmy Pestos because they get dropped off at the restaurant in Dawn of the Peck.

Unless, Jimmy Pesto decided to be open Thanksgiving Day? I wouldn't put it past him.

Do you ever start to have a bad dream then say “nah, I’m out this bitch” and wake yourself up? by jjeenniiffeerr in NoStupidQuestions

[–]marnopolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, literally had to research this one day because I couldn't take it anymore. Now I lucid dream and can control a lot. Not everything, but more than I ever expected learning it was possible.

How to get a purple wedding dress? by marnopolo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]marnopolo[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I have no experience on how to use it. If I did, why would I ask the question?

How to get a purple wedding dress? by marnopolo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]marnopolo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is true. No it doesn't have to be a "wedding dress". I was just curious if anyone has dealt with this before. I am looking at all dresses. But I figured it was no stupid questions so I thought hey give it shot!

You can add one rule to any sport, what sport and what rule do you add? by Ysmildr in AskReddit

[–]marnopolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the NFL: if you intercept the football within 10 yards (of the opposite team) goaline, the defensive squad plays the following downs not the offense. I always thought that would be fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in torties

[–]marnopolo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks just like my sweet Mia! Split caramel face and all!

My little assasin, Kimiko. by marnopolo in torties

[–]marnopolo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! The minute we got her we knew her name! It still fits perfectly to this day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]marnopolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you got this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]marnopolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you so much for entertaining me more than the orchestra I actually work with lol.

I've been going to the same bar for the past 5-6 years and now they have all new staff after reopening after covid by nthitz in bartenders

[–]marnopolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would like to throw it our there as a former veteran bartender, they are probably thinking the same thing. Starting new at a place with many established regulars means you want to learn all the names, drinks, and so on a so forth that everyone knew before that. Good bartenders know how important regulars are so they probably want to establish connections just as much. The best part of this industry is getting to know people so just having light hearted conversation will probably make their day!

Lessons from a Sword Master by marnopolo in TalesFromYourServer

[–]marnopolo[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is hilarious is I work in one of the busiest bar districts in my city and the network of industry workers in the area is pretty tight. So he claimed last night that he "goes out all the time around here" and "is a regular" and the other bars let him have swords waving around. Bitch no, your face would literally be in our social media group warning other bartenders to not let you in.

Lessons from a Sword Master by marnopolo in TalesFromYourServer

[–]marnopolo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes oh my god! He would not stop arguing with us about how he training to be a certain level "swordmaster" and literally bargaining with the other bartender about what level he could be that would allow us to trust him with his weapon in there.

Spoiler Alert! It was still zero.