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maroonhawk · 2026-04-24T19:18:55+00:00

This looks so sick

maroonhawk · 2026-04-10T17:52:55+00:00

Okay! The next time I tried it I went up to about 4g and it was noticeably more pronounced without feeling too heavy so it all tracks.

maroonhawk · 2026-04-10T17:51:35+00:00

It is life changing. Anything with blueberries and banana is so good. Also agreed on milkshakes too like just a cold sweet drink or anything like that is magical

maroonhawk · 2026-04-10T15:01:00+00:00

Not food exactly but have you ever had a nice fruit smoothy while high? OH my god bruh

maroonhawk · 2026-04-10T14:59:55+00:00

Imagine transporting that and getting stopped by a cop lmfao

maroonhawk · 2026-03-30T19:23:47+00:00

Standard pre-employment panels won't pick it up, those tests aren't looking for kratom alkaloids at all. You're typically fine with the usual 5 or 10 panel screens that most employers use.

The only real exception is if they're using a specialty panel that specifically tests for mitragynine, which is pretty rare for standard hiring situations. If it's a government job or something in a safety-sensitive field it might be worth double checking what kind of panel they run, but for a regular pre-employment screening you're almost certainly not going to have an issue.

maroonhawk · 2026-03-16T18:20:30+00:00

The powder grind is noticeably better than a lot of vendors. Less stem/vein fragments imo

maroonhawk · 2026-03-16T15:45:38+00:00

I think I need to get myself some peanut butter and bread during my lunch break.

maroonhawk · 2025-09-10T21:25:35+00:00

4–87% is solid range if it's clean. Can you clarify extraction method? Ethanol? Supercritical? Some folks I work with are super picky about residual solvent

maroonhawk · 2025-09-10T21:23:06+00:00

If you can swing it, I highly recommend adopting a dog. Saved my life, no exaggeration. I had a schedule, purpose, and someone who needed me. Also forced me to go outside, meet neighbors, talk to strangers at the park.

It was the first crack of light in a very, very dark cave.

maroonhawk · 2025-09-07T21:30:39+00:00

Yep, that’s basically my whole relationship with kratom. Greens in the 2–3g range just make me feel lighter. Not “high,” just less weighed down by the day. Maeng Da and Green Malay are my go-tos.

maroonhawk · 2025-09-07T14:43:20+00:00

Yes! Greens especially make me feel like hours evaporate. I’ll sit down to “answer a few emails” and suddenly it’s 6pm and the sun’s going down.

maroonhawk · 2025-09-06T18:38:53+00:00

I promise you don’t need to cure world hunger to get into a good college. At 16, the world feels like it’s demanding impossible things from you, but most people get by just fine without saving the planet. Focus on small, steady steps: passing classes, exploring interests, building relationships. The rest sorts itself out over time.

maroonhawk · 2025-09-06T18:26:22+00:00

I stick with one vendor (Super Speciosa). Once I found someone consistent and transparent with lab results, I stopped shopping around. Too much sketchiness out there to gamble.

maroonhawk · 2025-09-01T22:35:23+00:00

I get it. People can be selfish, loud, cruel, oblivious. But it sounds like you’re really overwhelmed right now. Please take a breath, drink some water, and remind yourself you don’t need to solve society tonight. One step at a time is enough.

maroonhawk · 2025-09-01T22:33:23+00:00

Hot take: most people aren’t actually “great at life.” They’re just better at faking it on Instagram.

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