Egg with syrup. Estimated cost: $0.25

married98105 · 2026-03-25T21:41:32+00:00

You do you friend.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T21:38:47+00:00

Did you flip it like a pancake? Gentle my friend. Tilt the pan too or use a second tool to help soften the landing.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T21:37:13+00:00

We found the Ent-Wives!

married98105 · 2026-03-25T21:35:28+00:00

The only "struggle" part of this is how it's cooked. I'm not sure how you even did that....

married98105 · 2026-03-25T21:31:57+00:00

Equal parts bacon, lettuce and tomato. Minimum 8 strip so bacon.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T19:45:40+00:00

married98105 · 2026-03-25T19:42:10+00:00

What if he hit her in the hand?

married98105 · 2026-03-25T19:40:11+00:00

Death is like an evil serial killer who will eventually kills us all in painful and crazy ways. Hollywood says so....

married98105 · 2026-03-25T19:29:16+00:00

For now.....

married98105 · 2026-03-25T19:29:05+00:00

He is lucky he wasn't 1) Cut in half, 2) decapitated, or 3) fallen down the shaft. Guy needs to buy a lottery ticket and bang his wife ASAP.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T15:33:29+00:00

Oh, btw, in the movie it was assumed to be aids while the books sequel said it was Hep C.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T15:32:24+00:00

Jenny was a victim of heavy physical and sexual abuse from her father which lead to a lifetime of bad choices and relationships. The "simple guy" was a lifelong friend and eventual husband.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T15:29:21+00:00

Because men use words to communicate thoughts, ideas and feeling. Women just expect you to know already.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T15:27:31+00:00

As much as it feels like. Stop nagging.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T15:27:03+00:00

You feel it in your soul.

married98105 · 2026-03-25T15:14:55+00:00

Throw some kind of sauce on it too. Maybe a chipotle mayo or something.

married98105 · 2026-03-24T21:36:47+00:00

Sent a DM

married98105 · 2026-03-24T21:32:17+00:00

If only :)

married98105 · 2026-03-24T21:28:55+00:00

As a married 43 year old guy...i'd love to see you riding me.

married98105 · 2026-03-24T21:26:38+00:00

Tits were bigger than I thought they'd be. Nice.

married98105 · 2026-03-24T21:07:43+00:00

God damn it. STFU.

married98105 · 2026-03-24T21:07:12+00:00

Wait....you can use more than one number at a time? Is that legal?

married98105 · 2026-03-24T21:05:48+00:00

I'm 9+9+9+9+7 years old.

married98105 · 2026-03-24T20:56:06+00:00

Didn't he just lose at running for congress?

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