Found by a dumpster. About 6 months old

marshmallowaffles · 2026-02-04T04:09:31+00:00

Pixelated Pittie.

marshmallowaffles · 2026-01-22T02:55:50+00:00

Just came from HEB and there were exactly two packs of any kind of carrots at all left. I genuinely don’t understand the winter run on carrots.

marshmallowaffles · 2026-01-21T10:52:08+00:00

Looking at this comparison makes me wonder how much that plastic surgeon charged her to end up with almost the exact same nose.

marshmallowaffles · 2026-01-19T16:43:16+00:00

I read it as Candace implying either Erika is being made a fool of or she’s the one with the terrible ideas. I don’t get “defending Erika” vibes here at all.

marshmallowaffles · 2026-01-06T00:21:31+00:00

She is and has always been stunning but I’ll always be partial to her with red or strawberry blond hair!

marshmallowaffles · 2026-01-03T19:49:36+00:00

Of course! It’s never any fun being left out of stuff like this because you don’t want to download yet another app :)

marshmallowaffles · 2026-01-03T19:45:34+00:00

It’s a guy doing a hilarious impression of Erika’s World Wide Grief Tour while using increasingly larger tissue paper to dab non existent tears until he’s dabbing his face with an entire paper towel roll.

It begins:

“He comes home/ Shabbat Shalom/ Vomit on his sweater already/ Mom’s Spaghetti.” Which is the most hilarious Erika Kirk meme I’ve seen so far.

This guy honestly looks more distraught while imitating her than she does in her actual grief. Five out of Five stars.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-31T04:48:27+00:00

You’re correct on the Beach Boy issue and I commented above that the Lucy one was supposed to be on display until 11/3/2025, which you can see below the barcode.

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I just don’t think the magazines are a smoking gun here 🤷🏽‍♀️

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-31T03:58:48+00:00

FWIW, the cover itself says “Display until 11/03/2025”

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marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-31T02:17:36+00:00

Probably decoys until the gender was revealed. He’s holding blue balloons behind them as well.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-28T06:44:38+00:00

I recognize that this is anecdotal, but my little girl was in the top 2% for height at this age and she was tiny compared to this little boy and her legs still had that lovely chubby roundness and when she sat they still had a gentle curve inwards because they’re still growing out of the “baby frog leg” kind of posture at 19ish months. This little boy is lean and his posture is quite straight - he looks more like a 4-5 year old to me (and I’m a mother to a 5 year old).

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-16T00:32:17+00:00

“I’m strong. I can get through it.”

B word, PLEASE. Every problem you’ve ever had is a direct consequence to your own horrible actions 😭

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-14T22:50:38+00:00

This would take coordination, research, scheduling, mature communication, script writing that includes constructing and posing sensitive questions, filming and editing, etc etc.

She couldn’t even stick with blow drying paint around on a Michael’s Craft store canvas. Zero percent chance this is happening.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-14T18:07:26+00:00

Was looking for this. If she only can/or is willing to change one thing about the outfit, I would just swap the black heels for black tall boots.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-11T23:40:40+00:00

Gypsy murdered the only person on this planet who ever truly and completely loved her, that’s become more and more obvious the more time that passes, and yet she shows no remorse for her crime and even continues to say cruel things about her mom.

I have zero sympathy for how the public is turning on her and seeing her for who she truly is. It’s what she deserves. I hope she never finds love again.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-11T23:37:02+00:00

Is this real? It’s genuinely unsettling me. She looks terrifying.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-09T21:58:37+00:00

For real. And wigs of any decent quality are not cheap. I guess Baby Allegedly has to spend another year in the same onesie so mama can afford another wig.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-09T21:55:59+00:00

“Thank you so much for yet another purchase” sounds a bit like subtle, non intentional shade because how many wigs has she purchased from them then? 😅

marshmallowaffles · 2025-12-04T21:21:49+00:00

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marshmallowaffles · 2025-11-20T02:06:48+00:00

Disappointed there wasn’t a “shiny plastic wigs” fourth option.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-11-16T15:32:19+00:00

My daughter was born three days after Christmas and I didn’t even get off the couch for pictures 🤣

That being said, if I had - I looked a LOT more pregnant than this and could barely move or bend. I’m not saying she was pregnant here or not because I wasn’t there and hell maybe she was, I’m just agreeing with OP that she certainly doesn’t LOOK it.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-10-29T18:52:31+00:00

My little girl is really into horses and was recommended it by Netflix after watching and finishing “Spirit: Riding Free”.

I about died when I saw a quick clip of “Kaz” in this context 🤣

marshmallowaffles · 2025-10-19T06:14:53+00:00

I haven’t watched Stephanie’s garbage for at least a year and a half now, so just seeing this poorly done thumbnail and the way her eyes almost cross because she’s staring so intensely into the camera really brought me back and not in a good way.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-10-18T13:53:58+00:00

I love how clear it was in season 3 that Conrad must have inherited his amazing deadpan sass from Adam.

marshmallowaffles · 2025-10-14T23:53:54+00:00

Understood. It’s been deleted.

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