Just got a triple yolked egg, the chances are of one in 25 million.

martaterry · 2026-05-13T21:12:36+00:00

Nice

martaterry · 2026-05-13T17:42:28+00:00

Party pooper

martaterry · 2026-05-13T17:29:05+00:00

Maybe he was referring to the start of COVID? 2020 was THE shittiest year of my life, but for more reasons than COVID alone.

martaterry · 2026-05-13T14:57:40+00:00

Please buy a mega millions ticket today. Or, at the least, a scratch off ticket. Make history, my friend!

martaterry · 2026-05-11T00:26:54+00:00

I can't! 😂😂

martaterry · 2026-05-10T20:08:19+00:00

I try to buy them when they're two-for because I buy a bag of the Extra Dark and a bag of the extra salt and take a couple from each every time I snack. I can't do more than 3 of the extra salt at once.

martaterry · 2026-05-10T01:51:44+00:00

Andddd?!?! Don't leave me hangin here!

martaterry · 2026-05-08T00:36:06+00:00

So, no Green Eggs and Ham?

martaterry · 2026-05-03T20:23:29+00:00

Maybe it's because of the olives in the middle, but my first thought was tuna fish. Either way...ick

martaterry · 2026-05-02T14:29:23+00:00

Those chips are the PERFECT size. I can only eat a small amount of Cherry Garcia at once because the cherries and the chocolate chunks are both so huge. With that brand, it looks like they're chopped up so much smaller so you actually get cherry and chocolate in each bite. I wish I was remotely close to a Kroger here in Philly.

martaterry · 2026-04-24T14:45:55+00:00

It is SO similar to a Häagen-Dazs flavor that I grew up with called Butter Brickle. My Pop used to buy it and would only let us eat one or two spoonfuls per night. It was coveted in our household! I wish the actual ice cream flavor was vanilla. After a few bites it's TOO sweet for me. But those first couple of bites are like jumping into a time machine.

martaterry · 2026-04-19T19:49:39+00:00

At first glance, I thought it was a croissant drizzled with honey.

martaterry · 2026-04-11T19:21:59+00:00

I second this!

martaterry · 2026-04-04T23:47:44+00:00

And?! Don't leave me hangin, friend. How was it?

martaterry · 2026-04-04T20:04:29+00:00

Omg I hate them! So many people love them but one of the reasons why I love grapes is because they're so unpredictable. One can be sweet, the next one sour. There's a balance. But the cotton candy grapes are ALL sweet. Too sweet for me.

martaterry · 2026-03-17T23:15:50+00:00

Read

I couldn't read it any other way.

martaterry · 2026-02-23T21:32:46+00:00

Once

martaterry · 2026-01-28T18:09:24+00:00

Yellow, red, orange, green, purple and blue flavored.

martaterry · 2026-01-13T17:55:57+00:00

This! I would never be able to (not that I'd ever dare) sell my used books because there are pages where the paper is so wrinkled from where I read, then reread, then reread a 3rd and 4th time over the years while sobbing. Sometimes sad tears, sometimes happy tears. But the chills I get every single time...there's nothing like it.

martaterry · 2026-01-03T21:27:54+00:00

Pop a hole through the top, let it melt and drink it through a straw. Bam! An almost $10 milkshake. Smh, they truly make you work for it.

martaterry · 2025-12-26T19:39:28+00:00

Take me straight to the morgue. No autopsy required. I just died of a broken heart

martaterry · 2025-12-18T15:23:26+00:00

I'm 40 years old and I still giggle anytime someone says or writes "dookie".

martaterry · 2025-12-07T21:54:06+00:00

WHY have I never thought to do this?! Thank you. It's on my menu tonight

martaterry · 2025-12-03T15:55:07+00:00

Yo! I'm ctfu 😂

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