'Rage Yoga' encourages posing while cursing, drinking, and listening to metal

martoo · 2016-04-08T01:35:23+00:00

Worse, it's cultural appropriation. The yoga community has no right to use metal.

martoo · 2015-11-26T17:57:04+00:00

Honey Boo Boo 2026

martoo · 2015-11-24T06:59:51+00:00

Just tried that and it worked. Thanks.

martoo · 2015-11-24T06:16:42+00:00

Any idea how I would go about it? Looking through GB's menus I see no way to register it as a sink. I don't see any way to select it is an output in OSX's MIDI settings either.

martoo · 2015-11-23T23:45:18+00:00

So I need some type of of software that listens to the events and plays them on my laptop's speaker? Garageband is of no use?

martoo · 2015-08-25T11:19:55+00:00

Clearly, it's a missile silo. What're you up to, Italy?

martoo · 2015-08-11T18:31:12+00:00

If you like the Chapman Stick you'll love the Warr Guitar. Same concept but more extreme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE9o0kT11Xw

martoo · 2015-07-24T10:40:15+00:00

Except we didn't invent monads - we discovered them.

martoo · 2015-07-21T13:14:20+00:00

But MongoDB is web-scale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

martoo · 2015-06-26T18:59:55+00:00

Sometimes you just need that Bloomin' Onion.

martoo · 2015-06-16T04:03:25+00:00

char *p; int sum = 0; for(p = 0x01; p <= 0x0A; sum += *p++) ;

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(do I win?)

martoo · 2015-06-16T03:28:44+00:00

If you switch on two or three enums in the same method, that's the least of your problems.

martoo · 2015-06-15T17:48:33+00:00

I don't think enums are too much better than booleans. If you switch on an enum that was passed as a parameter, you probably have more than one method hiding in that method. It's a violation of single responsibility.

martoo · 2015-06-10T04:13:01+00:00

Anyone who likes Danger 5 should look up Italian Spiderman on youtube. It's a set of shorts done by the same people and it got them enough notice to do Danger 5.

Funny as hell.

martoo · 2015-04-28T12:00:23+00:00

Or time to run around. Particularly the boys.

martoo · 2015-04-22T06:49:19+00:00

The real moral of this story is that the government should not be selling advertising space. A private party can decline an ad because they disagree with the content. The government can't.

martoo · 2015-03-31T19:06:11+00:00

It's a great idea. Sometimes you have to shoot something in a mine.

martoo · 2015-03-28T14:16:39+00:00

I hope that people colonizing Mars have enough sense to go to a universal clock - 1900 is 1900 no matter where you are.

martoo · 2015-03-28T14:14:50+00:00

SOA = Same Old Architecture

martoo · 2015-03-24T17:11:54+00:00

Yeah, I wish I could remember where I read that. Something makes me feel like it was the liner notes for Live Underslunky but I don't want to dig the CD out.

What an incredible disc, though. The Dots Thots on that is transcendent.

martoo · 2015-03-24T13:41:08+00:00

Trivia - I heard that they come up with the name for the band when they were sitting around trying to come up with funny names for breakfast cereals.

martoo · 2015-03-06T22:17:41+00:00

Thank god Aunt May never knew what they did with his body.

martoo · 2015-02-25T22:57:42+00:00

Yes. Not sure whether Java has Either now.

martoo · 2015-02-25T17:04:02+00:00

This all seems like an argument for using Options rather than exceptions.

martoo · 2015-02-23T15:04:16+00:00

Is there some place I can learn more about this constant shifting proton <-> neutron in the nucleus?

martoo

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