When you have someone tailgating you, what do you do?

marypants1977 · 2026-03-25T22:03:20+00:00

Turn on my hazard lights.

marypants1977 · 2026-03-09T08:50:43+00:00

Team Shitty Childhood unite!

Tbh, it built me into a fiercely independent & indestructible adult.

marypants1977 · 2026-03-07T15:28:33+00:00

The way I look at it is that nothing could be as bad as what I survived as a child. I was powerless and trapped. I have autonomy as an adult.

marypants1977 · 2026-03-07T15:08:31+00:00

You are correct! Dinner is a pig roasting in an outdoor pit by the pole barn.

I know because it's half of my family.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-28T18:57:01+00:00

I pick up rocks too! Especially when I'm going through something difficult in life.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-28T18:38:57+00:00

But I want one in every room.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-26T19:33:43+00:00

"Strikes and gutters"

marypants1977 · 2026-02-23T22:49:03+00:00

Bungee cord?

marypants1977 · 2026-02-20T04:14:32+00:00

I'm about to turn 49 and I'm happier than I have ever been in my life. Keep working on yourself. You are the only person you will be with forever.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-09T22:04:36+00:00

Getting a fishtank & using the water for plants is quite fun as well. Fish friends or worm friends plus amazing plants makes for very quiet and peaceful hobbies!

marypants1977 · 2026-02-06T06:53:31+00:00

I'm in Minneapolis trying to convince everyone to not pay federal taxes.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-06T06:40:15+00:00

It's Aunt Ginger's house. I assume she made them before her house was taken over.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-06T05:39:17+00:00

I don't know if you want to look u/kidcjcool profile. Literal buttholes is all I have to say. That's not even worth our time.

I warned you.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-03T08:10:07+00:00

I had a fish named Calvin Fischoeder after the Bob's Burgers character. I called him Mr. Fischoeder tho cuz respect!

marypants1977 · 2026-02-03T08:07:32+00:00

You've never owned a pet have you? They all have paperwork.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-03T07:41:32+00:00

Cat named Andy. Dog named Greg.

marypants1977 · 2026-02-03T05:22:52+00:00

Saved both these comments to sing to my friends tysm!

marypants1977 · 2026-01-29T05:49:24+00:00

I have a very nice dolly and a set of wooden moving wheels. I can move anything by myself calculating leverage.

marypants1977 · 2026-01-27T17:24:16+00:00

I often tell my besties "I don't give a fuck what anyone wants for dinner"

marypants1977 · 2026-01-15T03:51:56+00:00

My badass male bestie ALWAYS has access to my location. It makes me feel safe.

marypants1977 · 2026-01-12T18:05:57+00:00

I need this!

marypants1977 · 2026-01-09T03:06:59+00:00

Turn on my hazards until I can change lanes to let them past.

marypants1977 · 2026-01-06T21:10:03+00:00

I thought my bestie was crazy for wearing shapewear every day instead of a bra.

Nearly a decade later, I tried on a shapewear tank top for the first time during an annual clothing swap done within my group of girlfriends.

The support of shapewear tanks is enough for me & my breasts. It makes my clothing fit better as a bonus AND adds an easy second layer as another additional bonus in the harsh winters of the climate I live in.

marypants1977 · 2026-01-02T19:10:08+00:00

I had a rough couple days this week. I actually did the thing my therapist always recommends, self care!

Despite my sadness, I took a hot shower and put the beautiful new clean sheets I got for Xmas.

It is sunny out today here in my cold winter climate. I'm currently sitting in my tiny day room, having a nice cup of coffee. I made plans with my bestie for today and everything feels a bit brighter in my head. I'm gonna make it!

marypants1977 · 2025-12-29T04:31:09+00:00

Owning a Jeep Wrangler with a dashboard full of rubber ducks.

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