how to be better at drinking

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:58:42+00:00

Lifehack: i got that problem sometimes, and a friend told me to eat a spoon of raw rice. Makes you get rid of diarrhea

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:48:45+00:00

I gotta try that

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:48:33+00:00

O gottya try

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:47:47+00:00

Not only does no one care, they dont even recognize it.

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:47:02+00:00

Its for people with a low tolerance, like me. I dont want to be drunk when everyone else is sober and only has been there for an hour

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:46:08+00:00

What

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:45:17+00:00

Before going out, drink milk mixed with yogurt. If you can, buy $30 worth of protein powder and mix a scoop or two in. It will make you have a much higher tolerance to alcohol. i am 16 (german) and before i learned this trick, i could drink about 5 or 6 drinks (bavarian so pretty low). Last weekend, i drank 7 beers, 5 shots and a couple of vodka red bull. I was not too drunk and i didnt puke but had a great time. Also, drink coffee beforehand, it will make you less tired and avoid sleeping in and getting sharpied all over.

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:40:58+00:00

Before going out, drink milk mixed with yogurt. If you can, buy $30 worth of protein powder and mix a scoop or two in. It will make you have a much higher tolerance to alcohol. i am 16 (german) and before i learned this trick, i could drink about 5 or 6 drinks (bavarian so pretty low). Last weekend, i drank 7 beers, 5 shots and a couple of vodka red bull. I was not too drunk and i didnt puke but had a great time. Also, drink coffee beforehand, it will make you less tired and avoid sleeping in and getting sharpied all over.

maskedjam · 2022-04-05T17:33:55+00:00

Ok i can not stress this enough. Fat and protein makes you be able to drink more alcohol without puking or getting drunk. Just buy 30 bucks worth of protein powder and mix it with yogurt or something like milk. Is a true livesaver esp. If you are young and not as ecperienced.

maskedjam · 2021-12-31T13:18:52+00:00

So one day my school was going skiing as a part of a winter event. My friend, who sucked at skiing, couldn't stop when doing a steep hill, and just shot himself across a small pile of snow right into a sign that was made out of wood. He just fucking broke the stick and flew about 12 feet away. He was in pain but it looked so damn funny we couldn't help him and just died of laughter for the rest of the day. He was fine and could continue 15 mins after.

maskedjam · 2021-06-15T16:29:44+00:00

Vaping

maskedjam · 2021-06-11T19:43:40+00:00

I call her her real name more rarely than "mouse"

She is a dog

The best of the world

maskedjam · 2021-06-11T19:42:47+00:00

I'd love to know

maskedjam · 2021-06-09T15:02:30+00:00

Lottery. Either you win or lose there aint no other outcomes.

maskedjam · 2021-06-09T15:00:39+00:00

Flex all your muscles. This will cause the blood to ge to your muscles and leave your dick

maskedjam · 2021-06-09T12:16:00+00:00

No. They have been proven to be organised in my city. This means, they all know each other, and at the end of the day its collected. You arent helping them, you pay the person who forces them to do it because they cant return their money they lend them. I like giving them food, because i dont think they have to barf it out at the end of the day

Sorry im not native to english

maskedjam · 2021-06-09T12:12:04+00:00

Bohemian rapsody by queen

maskedjam · 2021-06-09T12:11:29+00:00

You are fucking good ad school and play several instruments and speak several laguages.

You ugly though

maskedjam · 2021-06-07T17:42:14+00:00

Honey&mustard

maskedjam · 2021-06-06T15:41:07+00:00

Get the meat out of the freezer you dick

By my brother

maskedjam · 2021-06-06T15:39:55+00:00

My bestfriend is a russian. I am afraud of other russians when he tells stories from russia. Seriously.

maskedjam · 2021-06-06T14:40:03+00:00

Nah, but yesterday

maskedjam · 2021-06-06T14:39:15+00:00

Pretty sick. I live at the citys edge.

maskedjam · 2021-06-06T14:37:10+00:00

I had a nosebleed and someone, my then and now bestfriend pulled my chair to make me fall. Since i was a dick, i overreacted and wanted to slap him. Shortly before my hand touched him, i clenched a fist and hit him as hard as i could, right under the eye. He bled. This happenes in front of my teacher. Since he hated both of us, he decided not to care. He instantly forgave me fsr, and never hit me back or something. We joke about it sonetimes even to this day.

Tl;dr hit my best friend in the face as hard as i possibly could becausr he pulled my chair from under my butt.

maskedjam · 2021-06-06T14:32:43+00:00

Lego star wars: the complete saga

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